http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1797 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 12:06:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1797#post-5088 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:19:44 +0000 ED209 5088@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ministers today were 'absolutely delighted' that their programme of destroying the last bastion of academic worth in the UK was finally complete, with degrees now handed out to 'just about anyone'.</p> <p>A beaming education minister said: 'We've always aspired to an education system which was equal-opportunities regardless of merit. Now we hand out qualifications to everyone, regardless of their level of intellect, effort or achievement.'</p> <p>The Department for Educashun is now to be disbanded as its work is complete. </p>