http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17889 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 22:20:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17889#post-48201 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:08:57 +0000 Dexter 48201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I often leave my wife smoking in bed. Can anyone recommend a good lube? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17889#post-48195 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 16:13:13 +0000 brownpaperreporter 48195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Harsh but fair, MCA </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17889#post-48192 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 16:01:42 +0000 Gerontius 48192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Might have been a shrewd move to have changed the name though Mr...er ...Brown </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17889#post-48177 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 15:04:30 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 48177@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars! As they always say "write about what you know" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17889#post-48160 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 13:01:49 +0000 Ostsee 48160@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good, but I shall never buy a Mondeo again. Take 5 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17889#post-48144 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:06:52 +0000 brownpaperreporter 48144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Councillors in Walsall officially declared street corners as designated places for work for prostitutes and have banned them from smoking whilst touting for business</p> <p>Our reporter interviewed Janet Brown, 34, a prostitute for some years now, who wished to remain anonymous but we printed her name anyway, and she says "its mad. In the depths of winter we huddle round the odd fag to keep warm and as for slapping "No Smoking" signs on the corners, well it’s got a bit silly. One bloke has issued one of the girls with a Fire Marshall high-viz jacket, there’s a first aid box on the wall and a fire exit sign at the end of Smithson Street</p> <p>We have already complained that the working temperature is below the office standard of 16C only to be told that our area of operation is usually the back seat of a Mondeo and we’ve been told to get on with it</p> <p>Next it will be a time and motion study but we are more keen to get cocking on than clocking-on" </p>