http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:58:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48760 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:44:26 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 48760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow, that released some pent up feelings!!! Fabtastic! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48736 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 17:04:29 +0000 ramblesnake 48736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Street Fighting Grandad </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48695 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 13:14:11 +0000 Golgo13 48695@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48692 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:58:04 +0000 rickwestwell 48692@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If we're sticking with Rolling Stones, "Paint it Beige"?</p> <p>And of course: "Gimme Sheltered Accommodation" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48687 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:31:31 +0000 IABP 48687@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's No Place Like The Care-Home </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48684 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:27:08 +0000 inspectorbarlow 48684@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The new version of the Madness classic - 'My Nurse Is Mad At Me' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48682 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:21:14 +0000 ramblesnake 48682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jumping Jack Flash<br /> I've got gas gas gas </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48664 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:30:14 +0000 IABP 48664@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One word - Lubrication </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48662 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:25:37 +0000 Rowly 48662@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love Hurts ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48661 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:17:30 +0000 De-scribe 48661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and not forgetting the Dylan classic "Opening Heaven's Door and going in for a nice sit down and a cup of tea" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48647 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 09:52:39 +0000 Rowly 48647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There is just one step to Heaven </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48622 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 06:31:04 +0000 Dexter 48622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be followed by The Ramones - 'I don't remember you', Britney's incontinence song 'oops, I did it again' and the Country classic 'achey, breaky bones'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48603 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 18:10:46 +0000 Rowly 48603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I Lost it one piece at a Time (apologies to Johny Cash)</p> <p>First of all I lost some hair on my head<br /> And my thingy hung down just like it was dead<br /> And my lunch box sagged a bit more over the years</p> <p>I tried a Comb over, but that didn't work<br /> Every time I looked up or moved my head with a jerk<br /> My comb over ended up hanging round my ears</p> <p>I never considered time as a thief<br /> &amp; the wife wouldn't miss the odd little piece<br /> especially if it was strung out over several years</p> <p>So one day I got me a Doll &amp; a Pump<br /> I thought this would get me back my Lump<br /> But I ran out of breath &amp; ended up in tears</p> <p>I lost it one piece at a time<br /> And a hairpiece is more then a dime<br /> You'l know it's me when I come through your town<br /> I'm gonna shuffle around on my Zimmer<br /> with my eyesight getting Dimmer<br /> I will bump into everyone around.</p> <p>Negatory on the age of this Mochine big buddy<br /> I'm a 49, 50,51,52....... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48598 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 17:35:24 +0000 Rowly 48598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roy Orbison<br /> "Its Too soon to know, If I can remember her" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48588 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 16:04:56 +0000 arflaethel 48588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't get no....... Op-er-ation</p> <p>Highway 61 Revisited? Dear me, try the B6093 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48584 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 15:31:17 +0000 IABP 48584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I seem to recall Metallica doing a re-issue for middle-aged ladies who dress in black all the time because of water retention - 'Nothing Else Flatters'</p> <p>Tight fit, it makes my bum look big<br /> Put it down to the food and the drink<br /> Wear black and hope I look slim<br /> Because nothing else flatters</p> <p>Blame babies for putting on weight<br /> Ignoring all the chocolate I ate<br /> I'm struggling to get through the gate<br /> And nothing else flatters</p> <p>I can't wear my jeans anymore<br /> My bum is nearly touching the floor<br /> Wear black leggings forever more<br /> Because nothing else flatters</p> <p>How many love handles do I need<br /> My tits are bouncing on top of my knees<br /> I can't recall when I last saw my feet<br /> And nothing else flatters </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48569 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:50:17 +0000 ramblesnake 48569@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jumpin' Jack Ouch I've Put Me Back Out </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48558 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:33:14 +0000 brownpaperreporter 48558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Undercover of the duvet </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48556 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:30:11 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 48556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Get off of my mobility scooter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48520 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 12:08:01 +0000 Oxbridge 48520@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sympathy for the Devil of a Job Fixing These Bookshelfs? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48519 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 12:04:18 +0000 De-scribe 48519@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not forgetting Led Zep's 'Stairlift to Heaven' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48517 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 11:59:23 +0000 ramblesnake 48517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's a little known fact that Can't You Hear Me Knocking was all about a game of dominoes,you know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48482 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 09:07:38 +0000 Ostsee 48482@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always thought the Stones should re-record their song 'Don't stop' to reflect an ageing, hen-pecked husband's favourite saying 'Don't start, luv' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48451 Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:48:21 +0000 ramblesnake 48451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just noticed this Al, very good.<br /> I did hear, recently, that The Stones are re-releasing their classic, You Can't Always Get What You Want, In Your Size Sir. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17846#post-48061 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 18:05:57 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 48061@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>