http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 06:02:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-48074 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:46:06 +0000 Mr.3374 48074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So, any of the above, besides the ones I posted links to actually exist?<br /> If so, linkies required, if not, forget your wish lists, what amazingly useless tat have you discovered you can buy, whish is actually what I wanted this to be about.<br /> Pointless guff, there to buy, that no-one could actually "hand on heart" say was essential to staying alive, living/ commuting. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-48073 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:42:29 +0000 Mr.3374 48073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not shrimp and tuna? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-48063 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 18:45:52 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 48063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Saucy underwear for the wife - BBQ beef, tabasco, worcestershire or traditional tomato ketchup flavours </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-48045 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 15:47:51 +0000 Doylem 48045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>An underwater toast rack</blockquote></p> <p>With matching underwater toaster... for those who like to live dangerously... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-48042 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 15:37:33 +0000 Gerontius 48042@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Christmas tree that you can buy with the needles already fallen off </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-48039 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 15:05:58 +0000 Mr.3374 48039@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe toast racks are waterproof anyway.<br /> They do keep that bit quiet, though.<br /> If it says "dishwasher safe" it'll certainly be ok in the shower, if not bath. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-47996 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 11:23:55 +0000 Rowly 47996@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An underwater toast rack, for breakfast in the Bath.<br /> strings attatched, so you can have Toast on a rope </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-47989 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 10:10:31 +0000 Sinnick 47989@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A stuffed owl with a beak for opening bottles and claws for pulling corks. Doubles as a car polisher. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-47984 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 09:55:30 +0000 Doylem 47984@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nail clipper and MP3 player. Combined... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-47936 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 23:27:12 +0000 Mr.3374 47936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That circular cutter thing put me off cos of it's price more than owt.<br /> £45 where I saw it.<br /> Got mesen a Wahl set for £20, nice bit of kit too, as you could see, if I had a web-cam, or put a new pic up, or was on faeces-book or similar.</p> <p>The foot shaver, never seen an ad with the shavings, but it can't be nice, like watching my (now late) sister bite her toe-nails. Pre R-A days, obviously. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-47935 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 23:24:14 +0000 The All New Jeni B 47935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, and any 'Ronco' product. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-47934 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 23:02:10 +0000 The All New Jeni B 47934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That daft new Braun thingummy to allow you to cut your own hair.<br /> Clearly not suitable for use after a night in the pub, expect to see lots of people with scalp burn on one circular bald patch.</p> <p>Also, those 'Pedi-Egg' foot grater things. Why?<br /> I mean, yes I understand that hard skin on the foot can be both unsightly and uncomfortable, but is it necessary for the advert to show us the resultant Parmesan like shavings? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17766#post-47933 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 22:56:08 +0000 Mr.3374 47933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or basically, the stuff someone felt needed inventing, even if no-one in their right mind would buy it.<br /> So, for starters. a couple of old classics.<br /> <a href="http://www.wonderlandmodels.com/products/great-gizmos-paper-plane-launcher/"> the electric paper plane launcher</a><br /> <a href="http://dvdrewinder.com/"> the dvd rewinder</a></p> <p> Today I saw the king of tat in Morrisons.Bing'd the link.<br /> Yes, the must have item for any home <a href="http://gadgetsformen.org.uk/remote-control-wax-candles-1061/"> Remote control candles</a></p> <p> Any other tat need adding? </p>