http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 02:44:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5516 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:55:16 +0000 kattiestederman1 5516@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is he being fair Mr Wookey!?I just read some of his;I reckon he is jealous:) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5511 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:47:42 +0000 twookey 5511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I want to get it noticed, but not to the point of setting up another account-you have miscalled mate.Devious minds.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5509 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:45:29 +0000 ramblesid 5509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>By posting full stops and exclamation marks you've proved your state of mind.<br /> p.s. I'm not your mate. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5508 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:41:42 +0000 twookey 5508@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mate I would be a bit sad if I didn't have better things to do!And I will feel rather stupid saying that! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5506 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:37:07 +0000 ramblesid 5506@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lying twat (smiley face) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5505 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:34:30 +0000 twookey 5505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mate not me I swear! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5491 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:53:13 +0000 ramblesid 5491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just as well we don't all do what you're trying Mr Twookigot </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5460 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:05:22 +0000 bobbybigot 5460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant!!!!!!!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5414 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 07:42:47 +0000 twookey 5414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Curry muncher.Fingers crossed! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5287 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:48:46 +0000 curry muncher 5287@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>put it down to the luck of the Irish twookey </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5278 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:17:56 +0000 twookey 5278@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Curry muncher, I have been forgotten?And Oxbridge you need to eat that magic green hat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5252 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:40:16 +0000 twookey 5252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5143 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:51:09 +0000 twookey 5143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5113 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:22:37 +0000 twookey 5113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gentlemen, a classic in the making!All down to you chaps! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5085 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:08:12 +0000 curry muncher 5085@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>just keeping this one near the top of the pile </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5015 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 09:52:36 +0000 Oxbridge 5015@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If that's not a FP, I'll eat my magic green hat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-5010 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 09:42:30 +0000 curry muncher 5010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-4997 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 08:24:04 +0000 twookey 4997@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>curry muncher? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764#post-4990 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 07:41:47 +0000 twookey 4990@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nick Griffin, BNP party leader,has criticised the amount of Leprechauns coming into the country amid fears they are not assimilating into society and stretching social services.When questioned by David Dumbledore on Quiz Time, Mr Griffin was asked how you could spot a Leprechaun, to which he replied "you just know."</p> <p>A Leprechaun spokesman, however, rebuffed Mr. Griffin’s claims. “We make every effort to assimilate, but humans fail to take into account our special needs. We get ignored in pubs and shops because we cannot be seen over the counter. We try to find work but the only jobs offered are as Garden Gnomes. You just don’t understand how insulting it is to a Leprechaun to be compared to mere Gnomes. They don’t even have magic powers, you know”.</p> <p>France has already banned the wearing of the very tall Green hat, saying that it is unconstitutional and not representative of modern France.There have been angry scenes at the Danish Embassy after klan schwiest, a cartoonist from Danish Newspaper Viking Times, recently published a cartoon of a mixed race marriage bewteen an Elf and a Leprechaun, causing anger in the community.</p> <p>Mr Griffin denied racism over his "no place like gnome" jibe,in reference to suggesting they should be repatriated back to their place of birth."All they do is come over here and steal our pots of gold",he said.</p> <p>The minister for minorities exclaimed:"Far from being a drain on the public purse, Leprechauns do in fact bring real benefits. It is well known that most have direct access to hidden treasure buried in times of old. We are currently in negotiation with the Leprechaun Bank to identify ways in which these reserves can be used to stimulate the economy following the credit crunch. Their shoe making skills are also much in demand at present." </p>