Forum » Topic: LHC speeds still dont match that of a Catholic priest running for an altar boy http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1756 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 17:01:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php MrChigleysAunt on "LHC speeds still dont match that of a Catholic priest running for an altar boy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1756#post-4991 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 07:53:46 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 4991@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Though I reckon the canon would beat the bishop any day. </p> MrChigleysAunt on "LHC speeds still dont match that of a Catholic priest running for an altar boy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1756#post-4983 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 07:17:56 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 4983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars from me sir! </p> brownpaperreporter on "LHC speeds still dont match that of a Catholic priest running for an altar boy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1756#post-4946 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:18:36 +0000 brownpaperreporter 4946@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scientists are now on the way to Dublin to investigate what else needs to be done to improve the LHC speed. The thought of adding a gene from a priest and an altar boy to the particles has been rejected. </p> <p>The latest idea of using a Canon in the mix is still on the cards </p>