http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 13:41:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47591 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 11:24:12 +0000 Gerontius 47591@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done both<br /> bald bonkers are better is...er, well it's bonkers </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47578 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:40:56 +0000 red 47578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all, and particularly to Larryharry. Splendid work there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47542 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 09:20:39 +0000 Griffin 47542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Robert Langdon will examine the evidence and breathe some fresh air on to the problem. Dan Brown waits at typewriter while hideous 7-foot hunchback tibetan monk with sharp sword twirls in background. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47507 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 03:30:23 +0000 4ty2 47507@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The snowflake is currently in transit to the lage hard one colander existing under the alps to see if it gives rise to higgs flakes if hit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47503 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 02:55:46 +0000 saltire 47503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good man Red.Well played larryharry. 5 for both. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47488 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:49:05 +0000 malgor 47488@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>LOL </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47486 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:44:54 +0000 larryharry 47486@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/borodance/Snowflake1963-2010.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47458 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 23:02:32 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 47458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Picture please! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17529#post-47425 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 19:38:20 +0000 red 47425@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scientists were today able to dispel the age old belief that no two snowflakes are the same. </p> <p>Using state of the art microscopy techniques and by catching flakes as they fell in specially designed equipment, while sitting at a table outside a pub in Norwich, the team of researchers, backed up by a twenty million pound grant, were able to make an identical match to the famous Higgs flake, photographed on a box brownie 47 years ago by keen amateur snowflakeologist Derek Higgs of Aylsham. </p> <p>'It's one of the last remaining challenges known to science and we've cracked it at last,' said lead researcher Professor Derek Higgs, of Aylsham 'We're all over the moon, and while there's a little left to do the team will now be disbanding to pursue other major scientific challenges, such as the unresolved toast-butter conundrum, and whether or not my baldness makes me a better lover.'</p> <p>But this was a day for celebration, and the scientists then all ordered a ploughmans lunch and considered the futility of existence, an activity for which they also receive a grant worth almost twice the GDP of Tonga. </p>