http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17422 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 12:15:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17422#post-47208 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 09:16:06 +0000 Dexter 47208@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>using 'Movember' as a pretext for colonisation, said a spokesman. He continued "If you wake up in the morning and find your moustache has moved 3/4" to the side, don't wake it up by drinking coffee or blowing your nose, just quietly send us an email. But, be warned, if you use a dial-up modem, the sound made while connecting to the internet is very similar to their mating call, so plug your nostrils with a non-porous material first." </p>