http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 04:06:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-157834 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:31:59 +0000 Titus 157834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Inflatable anvil, perhaps, rather than portable anvil?<br /> _ _ _ _ </p> <p>Apostrophe razor, to remove all those annoying superfluous apostrophes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46893 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 20:37:11 +0000 bonjonelson 46893@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Make the perfect Creme Brule with our famous "Napalm Spray". Also good for starting barbequeues </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46892 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 20:36:16 +0000 surdoux 46892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nitrous oxide spray. At least it makes the carol singers fun to listen to. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46889 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 20:19:35 +0000 Doylem 46889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Carol singer stinger... only to be deployed if the repellent fails to work... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46888 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 20:16:57 +0000 mr blue 46888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spectacle chain for dogs. Stop your pet losing his reading glasses. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46880 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 19:41:00 +0000 bonjonelson 46880@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wooden Skis for Squirrels - to help them in the winter. (needs picture of wooden ice lolly stick) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46872 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:25:43 +0000 bonjonelson 46872@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eye-holes for curtains.</p> <p>Install into your curtains to allow you to keep an eye on what's going on outside your house and in your neighbourhood without needing your curtains open and needlessly drawing attention to yourself. An excellent deterrent to antisocial neighbourhood activities! The mirrored surface prevents window-cleaners from using them to look in to your property. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46869 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:19:02 +0000 malgor 46869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Universal Remote Control - NOW who's God? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46868 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:13:41 +0000 IABP 46868@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Carol Singer Repellent - One spray and they're gone<br /> Youtube Signal Booster - Listen to the compression more clearly<br /> Frog Ball - Watch your pond life play<br /> Leaf glue - Stick them back on in Autumn<br /> Grape covers - Keep it each grape fresh in it's own cover </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46867 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:13:30 +0000 malgor 46867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Digital hearing aid - eavesdrop on the private conversations between pixels </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46862 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:58:21 +0000 Rowly 46862@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Reversing light for walking stick (Bleeper optional) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46861 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:58:13 +0000 malgor 46861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>net curtains - help keep the internet warm this winter </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46858 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:51:02 +0000 Rowly 46858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Curtain twitcher, fits most drapes &amp; nets<br /> can be set to intermittent, or regular twitches.<br /> so you can let them know you are still watching, whilst you<br /> slip out the back door to do shopping.<br /> deluxe version,<br /> with telescopic detector, can be set to respond instantly<br /> to other curtain twitches, </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46857 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:46:32 +0000 Doylem 46857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>A mirror for arrghgarry. </blockquote><br /> ...and one of those laser pens... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46852 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:32:22 +0000 IABP 46852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Garden Shed Trimmer - make your shed smaller with this handy tool<br /> Central Curtain - if the others don't quite reach<br /> Ear Lobe Measurer - know the length of your earlobes instantly<br /> Inflatable Caravan - Just attach to car (not included)and go caravaning<br /> Cataract remover - Hold on to eye and squeeze. Needs 12 AAA batteries (see page 25 for batteries)<br /> In-Laws Screen - Place between you and the in-laws so you can't see them </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46850 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:20:36 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 46850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A mirror for arrghgarry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46845 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:50:21 +0000 IABP 46845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thought I'd throw in some of the real ones:</p> <p>Magnetic Water Conditioners - a nice stocking-filler<br /> Plug holder - Every home should have several<br /> Russian Doll Door Stop - stylishly big and in the way<br /> Bark Buster - that's for the wife ho ho ho<br /> Lady bug massager - Lovely surprise and so thoughtful<br /> <img src="http://www.betterware.co.uk/images/default/en/catalogue/medium/037294.jpg"><br /> Door Knob Exerciser - How fit do they have to be when screwed to a door<br /> Magnetic Back Support - Handy when carrying a fridge on your back<br /> Inflatable foot rest - you'll need it after walking around looking for a bicycle pump<br /> Glow in the Dark Spectacles Tray - Saves me taking them off with the light on<br /> Flexible Long Reach Shoe Horn - quicker to sit down and put them on </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46844 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:42:33 +0000 bonjonelson 46844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>80% of this crap is still better than what I'm likely to get for Christmas </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252&page=2#post-46843 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:39:59 +0000 DiY 46843@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fur balls for your cat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46842 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:38:43 +0000 DiY 46842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>three in one ladybird harvester. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46840 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:36:25 +0000 DiY 46840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pre set plaster of paris. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46838 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:35:08 +0000 DiY 46838@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mouse trap cover. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46836 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:34:24 +0000 bonjonelson 46836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Travel Magnetic Ouija Board Set - Keep the kids quiet on long journeys by letting them talk to Grandma </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46835 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:31:29 +0000 IABP 46835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bleeding Key for Radiator</p> <p>I'm not sure I like their tone. Just 'key for radiator' would suffice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46832 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:24:14 +0000 Rowly 46832@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Luggage rack for Zimmer (streamlined) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46829 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:20:47 +0000 IABP 46829@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Grout pen</p> <p>You ony need about 200 to do your whole bathroom </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46828 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:19:59 +0000 Rowly 46828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Egg timer, multi-purpose, from wrens egg 5 seconds,<br /> to Ostrich egg (20 mins per pound +20mins)<br /> Sand not included </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46825 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:15:04 +0000 ramblesnake 46825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Betterware catalogue covers. Available in clear plastic or brown paper.<br /> Now on BOGO deal-Buy one, get one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46784 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:08:06 +0000 bonjonelson 46784@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fold-up inflatable travel coffin </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17252#post-46742 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 12:13:53 +0000 Rowly 46742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Homeopathic virus software, on empty CD..."<br /> (needs initialising) </p>