http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 07:26:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4950 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 21:22:51 +0000 virtuallywill 4950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On a hangar, with the catsuit...? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4927 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:42:33 +0000 The All New Jeni B 4927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Because I forgot where I put my life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4924 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:33:25 +0000 virtuallywill 4924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni, you got a life, and still post on here, where do you find the time? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4909 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:41:26 +0000 The All New Jeni B 4909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quitter.</p> <p>I was dedicated, not like you, lightweight that you are, letting a piffling injury stop you.</p> <p>First thing in the morning, two miles to training pool to swim for an hour, then school, probably just a mile at lunchtime training with cross-country squad, school, home and homework, then another 2-4 miles to escape from either arguing parents or frosty silence of parents post-argument.</p> <p>At least my physical health was in good shape.</p> <p>Oh, and then I got a life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4908 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:36:28 +0000 fun and games 4908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Jeni. Most grateful. And I haven't run for a couple of weeks due to injury, but could never be a thrice daily sort of guy even when it's all working! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4870 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:59:56 +0000 The All New Jeni B 4870@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I gave you stars! What more do you want? Sheeesh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4866 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:35:29 +0000 fun and games 4866@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Des and as for you other two; if you two could just please concentrate on saying nice things about the sub, whether you think them or not, it would be much appreciated. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4854 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:25:45 +0000 The All New Jeni B 4854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My parents. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4847 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:43:11 +0000 Oxbridge 4847@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really? Who was responsible for the third one? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4828 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:38:10 +0000 The All New Jeni B 4828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is all because you've started running again isn't it?<br /> And what used to be a chore is becoming a necessity in your life.<br /> You need to step away from the Nikes, leave the hi-viz lycra alone and put that vaseline down.</p> <p>In time, you can make a full recovery.<br /> I should know, I used to be a three times a day girl. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4821 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:00:50 +0000 Des Custard 4821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. Expect Prof Nutt to pronounce on the dangers of jogging any day now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1724#post-4815 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:40:23 +0000 fun and games 4815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The government is to announce a ban on jogging in the dark, with immediate effect, after statistics revealed that 24 people were killed in the last year, whilst pounding the streets of the UK in the evenings.<br /> It is believed that many runners do not carry out a full Health and Safety Assessment before going out into the night. “Most were not wearing helmets or marking hazards like uneven paving stones or droopy branches onto their mapped route” said Health Secretary, Andy Burnham, “so this nonsense will have to stop. Furthermore, apparently the natural “high” from running is addictive so the government is listing jogging as a Class C drug, although we reserve the right to upgrade it later on the flimsiest evidence, like if just one more person gets a gashed knee”.<br /> It is also gaining a rather seedy reputation due to its pornographic overtones, with lyrca-clad runners slipping into newsagents to satisfy their guilty pleasures, discreetly viewing a copy of Runners Weekly from the top shelf to read about “jogger’s nipple” and how it can “feel better” with the application of Vaseline. However, Anti-Jogger groups, believe that this bill doesn’t go far enough and that there should be a total ban, with Bracknell campaigner Paul Crowhurst, representing Don’t Run in the M4 Corridor, claiming that “the government needs to go the extra mile on this”.<br /> Next year 30,000 people will die of alcohol-related illnesses and 120,000 due to smoking ones. Paul Bennett, 46, is one of those who will check in at the morgue in 2011, but yesterday he wheezed a half sigh of relief that in last week’s Budget, Darling had only put a few pence on cigarettes, as both he and the Chancellor begin to run out of time. </p>