http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 11:40:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-5311 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:59:15 +0000 PluckyMunky 5311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably, Mr Hack. I will take a Valium and lie down in a darkened room, later on. Otherwise (apart from my bleedin' shoulder) I am fine. I hope that all is well with you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-5309 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:55:42 +0000 edward hack 5309@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you suffering from tension PM </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4938 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:01:38 +0000 PluckyMunky 4938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, he's the one, Mr Umpire. I never understood him at all. My loss, I am sure. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4936 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:00:03 +0000 theumpire 4936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Plucky, You refer to Marcel Marceau, I believe </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4905 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:29:41 +0000 PluckyMunky 4905@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's awful, Mr Gor, as well you know! x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4899 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:21:59 +0000 malgor 4899@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I <em>were </em>a woman, Mr Munky, I'd be in the kitchen, thinking 'I opiate all his dinner.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4891 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:01:33 +0000 PluckyMunky 4891@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you were a woman, Mr Gor, I would call you my heroin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4890 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:55:43 +0000 malgor 4890@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the language of this thread, Plucky, I'm an <em>Aspirin'</em> song-writer. Coat... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4887 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:50:12 +0000 PluckyMunky 4887@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, Mr Gor. I was, rightly, told off about my language in that one by Mr Crow and have deleted it from the 'Munky Songbook'. It will be no great loss, I think. You, on the other hand, produced a moving blues-anthem, which I think will long be remembered. I may be wrong. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4885 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:44:24 +0000 malgor 4885@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You weren't singing Holbeck Hall Blues in your sleep by any chance were you plucky? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4883 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:40:09 +0000 PluckyMunky 4883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, Sauce, they didn't ask me if I was pregnant. It's quite rare in men, really. Co-codamol and alcohol are pleasant, Mr Jez.</p> <p>No disrespect, Mr Gor, but the Bachelors were my least favourite songsters of all time but I loved your line. I've never seen the point of mime, Mr Hack - especially that famous mime-artist, from France, with the white face. [Please note, in the current climate, that I mean 'white produced by cosmetics', not Caucasian.]</p> <p>I hope everyone is well tonight and that I don't fall out of bed, again, tonight. Mrs Munky wondered where I had gone, last night and I was face-down on the floor, wondering how to get up. What an odd life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4878 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:27:47 +0000 malgor 4878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Ibuleve for every drop of rain that falls...' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4877 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:22:32 +0000 MADJEZ 4877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ibuprofen mixed with alcohol works wonders for back pain I find. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4873 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:04:16 +0000 sauce 4873@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did they ask if you might be pregnant, Mr Munky? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4864 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:33:24 +0000 edward hack 4864@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Coco-Damol, sounds like a French mime artist. You should have mimed your response Plucky. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4852 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:22:03 +0000 The All New Jeni B 4852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Apart from being blown all over the place by the high winds, drenched by the driving sleet, and generally very pissed off at the "spring" weather, we're all fine thanks Plucky.<br /> Hope the shoulder is healing well, and the Munkys are good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4849 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:00:25 +0000 PluckyMunky 4849@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i should be ok, thanks, jeni, my treasure. i have repeat prescriptions for the 'strong' version of co-codamol but water them down by taking one strong one and one 'over the counter' one. i am so glad i didn't try to explain that to the pharmacist or i would no doubt be banged up in cardiff jail by now. hope all the jenis are well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4833 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:40:46 +0000 The All New Jeni B 4833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Plucky me old chum. I've got 7 boxes of the stuff. Went to the docs about my DDD, and rather than send me for x-rays to check it's progress like he's supposed to, he packed me off home with an enormous prescription for Co-codamol.</p> <p>I'm thinking of setting up a stall outside the Bingo to sell it off. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4827 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:25:53 +0000 Zadok the second 4827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's all a bit Phil Collins for me. I say the word, oh!, co-co-co-damol. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4822 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:01:25 +0000 fun and games 4822@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely exchange PM! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4820 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:58:13 +0000 dazchief 4820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>coco da'mol by chanel... for the weekend ahead </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1718#post-4790 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:10:58 +0000 PluckyMunky 4790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Plucky Munky: Can I have a packet of co-codamol, please?<br /> Pharmacy assistant: Who are they for?<br /> PM: me<br /> PA: what are they for?<br /> PM: this [points to shoulder in collar and cuff]<br /> PA: are you taking any other medication?<br /> PM: no [complete lie)<br /> PA: does your doctor know you are buying these? (how could he? he tends not to check my shopping habits]<br /> PM: yes<br /> PA: you mustn't take them for more than 4 days<br /> PM: No, I will be playing tennis by the weekend [fatal, febble, attempt at joke].<br /> PA: Just a moment, I will get the pharmacist<br /> Pharmacist: Who are these for?<br /> [Continue ad nauseum] </p>