http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17115 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 05:42:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17115#post-46570 Mon, 29 Nov 2010 21:55:43 +0000 Midnight Dreary 46570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks. And yes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17115#post-46392 Mon, 29 Nov 2010 08:23:02 +0000 rickwestwell 46392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. Were you aiming at a particular FP, by any chance? :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17115#post-46356 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 23:39:30 +0000 rikkor 46356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>MD, you show promise. Needs to be a bit less obvious and a little more like the spam. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17115#post-46329 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 22:11:39 +0000 Golgo13 46329@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you're getting the hang of this. Maybe drop the shouty bit in caps and you have an FP </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17115#post-46311 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 20:44:22 +0000 Midnight Dreary 46311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Observational comedian Ron Normal went for a walk to the shops yesterday - just like in real life, ha ha! On the way, he saw some some people driving their cars badly - just like they really do! He overhead a teenager say "Am I bothered?", and that's funny because it's just what they say in real life!!! Chortle!</p> <p>At the Post Office, there was a big queue, because an old person was taking ages. Just like in real life! Ha! Guffaw. So Ron thought: "I know, I'll post this parcel tomorrow, because there's plenty of time left before Christmas." This was just like the things people think in Post Offices in real life!</p> <p>At Tesco, Ron got a trolley that had one wheel a bit stuck. "Comedy gold!" thought Ron - "This is just like what happens in real life! That tickles my ribs!" Baked beans were on special offer - two tins for the price of one - so he bought two! Just like you would!</p> <p>When he got home, Ron went to the toilet, watched a bit of boring news television about murderous wars and corrupt governments, made a nice cup of tea, AND THEN RIPPED OPEN THE COMATOSE BODY OF SATIRE AND PLUNGED A SPIKE THROUGH ITS TWITCHING HEART.</p> <p>And took some toast to bed, and got itchy crumbs everywhere - just like in real life! </p>