http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:20:51 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45819 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 11:52:45 +0000 bonjonelson 45819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I blame the Jews for Topol.</p> <p>Also.. if you search google images for Topol you'll find his images almost 50:50 interspersed with pictures of russian nuclear missiles. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45757 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 09:23:21 +0000 IABP 45757@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Let's blame the jaws.<br /> Everybody gets along fine until people open their mouths.<br /> It's even worse when they open their minds but that's another thread entirely. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45756 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 09:19:09 +0000 ramblesnake 45756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Folk from the Channel Islands</p> <p>The Sarky bastards </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45739 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 07:51:52 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 45739@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmm, I had second thoughts about posting that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45736 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 07:13:43 +0000 Dexter 45736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or take a lead from 'South Park':<br /> Times have changed, our kids are geting worse.<br /> They won't obey their parents, they just wanna fart and curse!<br /> Should we blame the government, or blame society?<br /> Or should we blame the images on TV?</p> <p>NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br /> It seems that everything's gone wrong,<br /> since Canada came along<br /> Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br /> We need to form as full assault, it's Canada's fault</p> <p>Don't blame yourself for your son Stan,<br /> He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!<br /> and my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf,<br /> but now when he sees me, he tells me to fuck myself</p> <p>Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br /> Because when Canada is gone,<br /> There'll be no more Celine Dion<br /> Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br /> They're not even a real country anyway</p> <p>Kenny could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true<br /> instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue<br /> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?<br /> or the doctors who allowed him to expire?</p> <p>HECK NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br /> with all their Hockey hallabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too<br /> Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br /> all I can say is oy Gevalt, it's Canada's Fault</p> <p>EVERYBODY!!</p> <p>Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br /> With Brain Adams' Beady Eyes<br /> Margret Trudeau's friendly thighs<br /> Blame Canada, Shame on Canada!</p> <p>For the smut we must stop!<br /> The trash we must smash!<br /> The laughter and fun,<br /> this will be undone!<br /> We must blame them and cause a fuss<br /> before somebody thinks of blaming us!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45724 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 02:26:43 +0000 shitsu_tonka 45724@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fat people. It's entirely socially acceptable to blame fat people for everything, the wobbly fuckers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45719 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 01:15:43 +0000 rikkor 45719@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've heard that when they are upset, they try to take a leek on you, is that true? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45718 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 01:01:45 +0000 AdrianJ 45718@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No let's blame the Welsh instead. Not only are you allowed to discriminate against the Taffs (in fact it's positively encouraged in some quarters), but you also don't have to fear reprisal. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16862#post-45716 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 00:47:34 +0000 rikkor 45716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That normally works. </p>