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Forum » Topic: Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish. http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 12:31:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Dexter on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-45266 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:26:21 +0000 Dexter 45266@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ In this frosty weather, I hope they don't put salt on the track. Sinnick on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-45258 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:00:57 +0000 Sinnick 45258@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ @martin.chew offence never intended, but de-scribe's URL mentioned it. Tell her it was a good joke ! martin.chew on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-45243 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:53:59 +0000 martin.chew 45243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yep Sinnick - it was copied from my daughter in New Zealand :-( Sinnick on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44992 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:08:23 +0000 Sinnick 44992@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Good joke, even if unoriginal. Appreciate it being shared. Snail racers that use facebook really should get out more. I'd have expected them to use snail mail. IABP on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44987 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:01:34 +0000 IABP 44987@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ There's definitely a market out there for snail jokes. Have I Got Snail Jokes For You must be worth a pilot show. De-scribe on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44984 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:58:42 +0000 De-scribe 44984@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Seems others were similarly inspired recently: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Snail-racing/115888435092292">Snail Racing</a> Just saying Griffin on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44983 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:52:41 +0000 Griffin 44983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Great. Doylem on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44982 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:47:22 +0000 Doylem 44982@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Maybe it should be a one-liner... Condense the joke into ten words... Sinnick on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44981 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:44:02 +0000 Sinnick 44981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ nice one-liner IABP on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44977 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:27:30 +0000 IABP 44977@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ It's hard to feel motivated when you lose your home. The government will find that out shortly Doylem on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44974 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:22:11 +0000 Doylem 44974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I can hear Tommy Cooper saying it. "Just like that"... martin.chew on "Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16629#post-44972 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:17:09 +0000 martin.chew 44972@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ My racing snail has been lacking a little pace of late. I removed his shell, in hope he would be a little more streamlined and faster but, if anything, he has become more sluggish.