http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 04:12:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4519 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:33:16 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 4519@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I did love the Bulwer-Lytton entry about twin carburettors above the manifold and chapter seven of the service manual, Mr Will. Solid stuff, that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4514 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:55:35 +0000 Scroat 4514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Ins and Outs of Gay Sex by Stephen E. Goldstone</p> <p>The Magic Powder ("Make Way for Noddy") by Enid Blyton </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4512 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:35:50 +0000 virtuallywill 4512@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I did submit once to Bulwer-Lytton, have spent the last 3 years trying to come up with a worse/better opening line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4499 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:10:49 +0000 PluckyMunky 4499@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Chickens at Home". Still available at Amazon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4498 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:05:57 +0000 PluckyMunky 4498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The bulwer-lytton site is a really good one, Mr Will. It is certainly worth reading through its many pages and considering a submission. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4492 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 12:34:56 +0000 virtuallywill 4492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Read this if you are not eating or drinking...</p> <p><a href="http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/lyttony.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/lyttony.htm</a></p> <p> Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket<br /> Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the<br /> crew of the “Ellie May,” a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night<br /> when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests. (2009 Winner)<br /> --David McKenzie, Federal Way, WA </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4491 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 12:31:49 +0000 virtuallywill 4491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Procrastination Workbook: Your Personalized Program for Breaking Free from the Patterns That Hold You Back by William J. Knaus </p> <p>The Five-Minute Scarf Arranger by Tryde Sandeman</p> <p>How to Be a Reasonably Thin Teenage Girl by Bonnie L.Lukes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4489 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 11:48:15 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 4489@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://whatreallyhappened.com/IMAGES/stainedglasswindowB.jpg"></p> <p>Can we include other workds of art, here? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4477 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 10:32:01 +0000 PluckyMunky 4477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brian Likes to Ride Bareback </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4475 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 10:08:51 +0000 brownpaperreporter 4475@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Biggles Takes it Rough </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4463 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 09:01:48 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 4463@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The African Queen always conjures up images for me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4448 Sat, 27 Mar 2010 21:47:06 +0000 PluckyMunky 4448@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What about that old catholic standby: 'Scouting for Boys' by Baden Powell? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1603#post-4447 Sat, 27 Mar 2010 21:28:55 +0000 Quaz 4447@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Clearing out the mobile dumpster we call a family car today, came accross a stack of Roger Hargreaves' "Little Miss" books. On the top was one titled "Little Miss Late". Whatever next? "Little Missed Period" perhaps, followed 8 months later by "Little Mistake left in a phonebox outside the hospital".</p> <p>"Swallows and Amazons" didn't really live up to the potential of it's title either. </p>