http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 17:52:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4733 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 22:58:04 +0000 Quaz 4733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brown is just desperate now and seems to want to smear anyone who crosses him, it's become some psycho mission. Now there's an idea for a post... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4714 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 21:57:38 +0000 theumpire 4714@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My vote goes to that twat who dared to cross Joanna L. What's his name - Jones or something? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4692 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:30:02 +0000 sauce 4692@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Sauce. You're turning into a teenager. Very monosyllabic today.</blockquote></p> <p>Crap week(s) at work: full time (cover), stock take, year end, pig's arse.</p> <p>Can I also nominate the bint I saw this afternoon who was wearing more slap than my nan ever did and in a weird fake tan bright orange colour? If I'd seen her on TV I'd've adjusted the set. Foundation is hideous at any age but at 19 and bright orange? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4660 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:49:20 +0000 edward hack 4660@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>not so long ago (ok 30-40 years ago) 'the kids' piled the clothes on to excess....hands up anyone who didn't have either a leather jacket, trench coat or crombie<br /> Plucky, it's the 'walk' that gets me - that John Wayne-something-unpleasant-in my pants-swagger . 'sposed to look fretnin' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4650 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:19:32 +0000 PluckyMunky 4650@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wot about anyone who uses like overly exaggerated hand gestures, in the rap style? I like got a coffee the other day and the waitperson seemed to have Tourette's. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4647 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:10:04 +0000 The All New Jeni B 4647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Seconded Mr Hack. May I also add the student I saw today, in the midst of a sleet shower, walking down the road wearing cut-off denim shorts, bare legs, very ugly fake converse-y type baseball boots, a cheesecloth vest top and a smug grin.</p> <p>I hope she's as happy with herself when she's suffering hypothermia. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4643 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:00:25 +0000 PluckyMunky 4643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i have to say that is very stylish, mr hack. bless you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4642 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:55:22 +0000 edward hack 4642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lemming 30/40something bloke in sub zero winter dickheads uniform (T-Shirt- shorts - flip flops)...reading shopping list off laptop balanced on trolley TWAT.<br /> Possibly acceptable in tax haven cum tropical island paradise location, but not Exmouth branch of Tesco TWAT<br /> Although would go with Alec's 'Cider House Rules' transgression </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4461 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 09:00:28 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 4461@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>When tax was imposed upon salt<br /> Sheriffs' men brought the trade to a halt<br /> Every two or three miles<br /> With their arrows and stiles,<br /> And guarded their hoard in a vault.</p> <p>My point is that the salt tax is long gone.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4451 Sat, 27 Mar 2010 23:14:49 +0000 Mrblacker 4451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Darling - for his new Cider House Rules </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4354 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:06:28 +0000 Scroat 4354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yo! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4338 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:01:49 +0000 malgor 4338@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm tempted to nominate photobucket. 'Cos they censored my album and ruined my post in TOTW about 3 weeks ago: <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483">click+scroll down and you'll see what I mean</a>.</p> <p>But, on researching the problem, I spotted this picture, cunningly edited by me, from LAST year's budgie report. Has been previously used on NB, but worth reproducing I feel at this place. I call it</p> <p><center><strong>Darling solves economy using string theory</strong></center></p> <p><img src="http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u313/malgor_bucket/catscradle.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4333 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:38:37 +0000 Scroat 4333@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sauce. You're turning into a teenager. Very monosyllabic today. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4321 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:40:25 +0000 AdrianJ 4321@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Being a West Country lad, there's one clear winner as far as I'm concerned. With his cack-handed attempt at deterring teenage binge drinkers, the winner is old Pubebrows himself...</p> <p><strong><center>Alistair Darling</center></strong></p> <p>Unfortunately, I'm not so sure that the impassioned plea that I sent him, in the heat of the moment you understand, will have the desired effect I'm afraid. With apologies to any "Septics" that may be reading, I e-mailed him the following...</p> <p><em>"Oi Darling, the last time you guys tried to pull a stunt like this - namely the Cider Bill of 1763 - it led to widespread rioting, the fall of a Prime Minster and to the introduction of the extremely unpopular Stamp Act of 1765. This in turn led to the colonials getting all wound up, to such an extent that they eventually went and kicked off the American War of Independence. And where did that get us? Playing second fiddle to the bloody Septics, that's where!</p> <p>So, unless you want to see the birth of a new Superpower, in the form of the United Counties of the West Country (or as I like to refer to it, "the good old UC of WC"), then I suggest you back off now and leave the fermented Apple Juice alone!"</em> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4315 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:18:05 +0000 sauce 4315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gove </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4308 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:58:18 +0000 Scroat 4308@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anyone who thinks that axing The Bill is a) remotely newsworthy or b) some sort of national disaster.</p> <p>I mean come on! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4291 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:07:02 +0000 John Square 4291@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can we have all of them? </p> <p>Although, when you think about it, all they really did was exaggerate a bit in a job interview, so maybe we shouldn't be too quick to judge.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Nah, fuck 'em. All three for TotW </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1558#post-4269 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:41:35 +0000 Scroat 4269@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stephen Byers anyone? </p> <p>Hoon and Hewitt? </p>