http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1553 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 16:51:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1553#post-4283 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:31:00 +0000 MADJEZ 4283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all. not sure I could pull any more out of this without resorting to a generalised nursery rhyme pun-fest (which has probably been done to death). So anyone else is welcome to have a bash. My brain is only throwing out one-liners at the mo and I have grown up things to do ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1553#post-4264 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:00:31 +0000 Zadok the second 4264@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Another suspicious character, known only as Goosey G Gander, has been found guilty of religious intolerance for throwing an aged atheist down some stairs after breaking an entering a ladies chamber.</p> <p>Jack Horner is on a charge of plum-pulling. </p> <p>Most shocking of all, the Grand Old Duke of York's sexual voraciousness has been confirmed. Following a honey-trap sting for Channel 4's dispatches programme, the Duke can be heard saying "When they were up... they were UP!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1553#post-4252 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:59:40 +0000 editor 4252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Write this is up as a full story Madjez or anyone else! Had he had a full CRB check? Who else might be added to the register? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1553#post-4248 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:52:58 +0000 Basil_B 4248@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Long overdue I say. He's been getting away with it for too long now as i've noted at bed time story hour every night for the last six years.<br /> Have a few stars Mad for finally highlighting the antics of this sex pest minor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1553#post-4243 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:39:08 +0000 MADJEZ 4243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The judge branded him a sexual predator who forced himself on women after he admitted kissing several girls and making them cry. His reign of terror was only brought to an end when the boys came out to play. He fled but was later tracked down by police. </p>