http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1505 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:16:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1505#post-4098 Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:34:57 +0000 malgor 4098@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bin Laden will, eventually, run out of old cassettes and be forced to revert to waxed cylinders. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1505#post-4093 Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:02:26 +0000 Basil_B 4093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You could flip it further around by getting Obama to do a video and sending it to Bin Laden. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1505#post-4090 Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:41:15 +0000 nealdoran 4090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really like this idea, but would there be something in flipping it the other way around? Bin-Laden goes further into hiding after wife discovers he's wiped their wedding video to record one of his messages? Or to continue with the compilation tape idea, could be he mixed up tapes and sent White House soppy love songs, and some crush has got a cassette of him promising terror and bloodshed...</p> <p>[Incidentally, this latest tape Bin Laden's threatened to execute people captured by his team if US executes plotters. What were they doing with them before? Treating captured prisoners to spa days?] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1505#post-4086 Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:21:56 +0000 Mr Glover Lover 4086@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An audio tape said to be from Osama Bin Laden contains coded messages indicating his campaign of terror may be about to end, say White House officials.</p> <p>They believe phrases heard on the tape, including "We've got to fight for this love" and "War, what is it good for?" are a clear sign that Bin Laden is no longer a threat to the western world.</p> <p>A US government spokesman has been quoted as saying that although a number of different voices can be heard on the tape, some of which are female, they are confident Bin Laden is behind the recording and the al-Queda reign of terror is close to an end. </p> <p>The contents have yet to be ratified however, and some experts are sceptical and say it may actually just be a mix tape that Bin Laden recorded off the BBC Radio 2 'Steve Wright In The Afternoon' show. </p> <p>As the tape ends a voice, claiming to be Bin Laden, is heard to say in Arabic "God is Great", "i'm not finished" and "buy a bloody C90 next time". </p>