http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:35:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40871 Thu, 04 Nov 2010 08:05:58 +0000 Griffin 40871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I live without Facebook, therefore I am. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40857 Thu, 04 Nov 2010 00:22:16 +0000 malgor 40857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More *s.</p> <p>The way they're going with all these cosmetic changes, they'll have to change its name to Facelift. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40849 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 23:09:00 +0000 Nick McCarr 40849@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FB learned everything it knows from Microsoft. The greatest practitioner of "If it ain't broke and everyone is happy with it, change it completely so it doesn't work for anyone any more." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40842 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 22:17:50 +0000 The All New Jeni B 40842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Will be having peculiar dreams about sauce elbow deep in CIA Cockroaches now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40840 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 21:13:19 +0000 sauce 40840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Will be having bad dreams about CIA elbows now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40831 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 19:25:10 +0000 Mr.3374 40831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nothing they have ever done has ever annoyed me.<br /> Funny, that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40803 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 17:04:26 +0000 Pabst Blue Ribbon 40803@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>all the changes come with the Facebook no-quibble money-back guarantee, so I don't see where the problem is. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40798 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:40:03 +0000 IABP 40798@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fortunately I'm not subject to their abuse being a bit of a misanthrope.</p> <p>What next? Promoted Tweets! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40797 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:38:10 +0000 rickwestwell 40797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very true - I just woke from a night of troubled dreams to post this, and it doesn't help that I seem to have turned into a cockroach. Thanks for the stars, mate. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40796 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:36:32 +0000 Scroat 40796@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FP. *****</p> <p>Rick it's time you went to bed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14998#post-40787 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:22:36 +0000 rickwestwell 40787@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Continuing its relentless drive to ensure the continual discomfort of its users, the social networking site Facebook today announced a new raft of tweaks guaranteed to irritate the living crap out of everyone. Today's change was fairly subtle - the font of the news feed was made <em>slightly</em> smaller - yet was still just obtrusive enough to worry and annoy many millions of users.</p> <p>"We've recently been through a period of consolidation, where most people were becoming very familiar with how to use the site and correctly maintain their security settings," explained founder Mark Zuckerberg, "So we realised it was high time we fucked around with everything and pissed people off yet again."</p> <p>"People ask why I can't just leave things the fuck alone, but it's not as easy as that. Basically, I'm an annoying turd who likes nothing better than to piss off his customers while squeezing every last drop of advertising revenue out of their private information. It's just who I am."</p> <p>"We find it's the little things that really get on our users' tits, like changing the list of who's online to use tiny pictures rather than their names, so you can't see at a glance who's available any more. But we're not neglecting the major things either - our new 'Groups' feature allows you to create a group called "Kiddyfiddlers United" and add it to anyone's profile - that'll really piss people off. Or of course you could add your friends to the "Global Jihad" group while they're on a flight to America - by the time they realise what you've done, they'll already have the CIA elbow-deep - we love that one."</p> <p>"So what of the future? We reckon it'll be a few months before people get happy with the latest version of the site, so we're planning some big changes for the New Year. At the moment we're torn between giving your phone number to advertisers, and making the "e" key not work - which would piss you off the most?" </p>