http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 07:13:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39766 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 17:39:51 +0000 mr blue 39766@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love a rant, me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39763 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 16:04:20 +0000 brownpaperreporter 39763@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He was loved in Spain. Especially with oil and garlic </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39760 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 15:36:46 +0000 simonjmr 39760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Language Timothy! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39756 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:59:25 +0000 arrghgarry 39756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Look at it from the octopus' view, would you like to live in a tank in Germany? </p> <p>only if it was going over the maginot line </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39755 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:58:39 +0000 arrghgarry 39755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>suckers </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39754 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:54:38 +0000 bonjonelson 39754@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At least if you live in a German tank you get to visit the Poland, low countries, France, Norway, Russia, etc... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39748 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:35:35 +0000 Ostsee 39748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Look at it from the octopus' view, would you like to live in a tank in Germany? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39742 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:50:46 +0000 Scroat 39742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No wonder you're upset Oxy. I watched Daybreak once and lost the will to live. Not just total fucking drivel, but so depressing that programme makers come up with this sort of shite in the first place.</p> <p>Have a chill pill and these stars. ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39741 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:41:27 +0000 IABP 39741@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You know people who didn't know he'd died are going to be devastated at finding out this way. You should have thought about that before writing this.</p> <p>RIP Paul. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39740 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:26:21 +0000 saltire 39740@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You still haven't got over the Child Benefit cuts have you ?</p> <p>It's Daybreak Oxy not GMTV,at the time of writing that is.</p> <p>Edit;I see Wallster has given you 5* to calm you down. Have 1* from me.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39739 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:24:40 +0000 The All New Jeni B 39739@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>....and breathe.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39738 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:23:29 +0000 wallster 39738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There now Oxy. Take five of these stars and have youself a little lie down. I'll go fetch nanny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14683#post-39736 Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:12:45 +0000 Oxbridge 39736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Confirmation that you are not mad, it's the world around you, emerged today, when every British television channel carried a story about some bloody animal with tentacles dying in its tank in Germany.</p> <p>The octopus, which was apparently called 'Paul' for fuck's sake, had apparently managed to pick a mussel out of two alternative boxes nine times in a row, correctly 'picking' nine results in the World Cup correctly at odds far higher than those of any mainstream media outlet actually doing any real journalism - 1 in 512, there you can do it you see. Except it didn't of course, because it was a fucking octopus and thus incapable of abstract decision-making. A bit like GMTV, then.</p> <p>Defending the decision to run the story, Adrian Chiles said: 'Look, there hasn't been a spending review that will determine anything vital about how millions of people in this country live over the next ten years, has there? Has there? Oh, all right, so would you really prefer yet another filler about which orange-skinned skank Wayne Rooney's shagging this week?'</p> <p>There is also a growing number of conspiracy theories to the effect that 'Paul' actually died a month ago and it was covered up, probably to deflect attention away from the real cabal of octopi running the world economy from a secret base below the Indian Ocean or some shit like that. Oh, and some items of pond life are also bleating about him being eaten, which was why he was in the fucking tank in the first fucking place, you stupid fucking muppets. </p>