http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14358 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 07:52:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14358#post-38850 Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:14:33 +0000 Ostsee 38850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For a moment I thought I read 'Haired Pharticles', but I now realise I was wrong. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14358#post-38848 Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:11:32 +0000 Rowly 38848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(I suppose PENUS had to be involved in a Hardon Collider really.) </p> <p>Only a large Hardon, with Massive "Paired Particles" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14358#post-38847 Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:08:51 +0000 Rowly 38847@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[not that I'm pedantic, but neutrons decay into protons rather than v.v]<br /> quite right, damn unions &amp; their rules. it should be that anyone can decay into what they want to be. like Bob Geldorf.<br /> with the ups &amp; downs of the Quark subcommittee, no wonder they go round in threes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14358#post-38845 Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:01:25 +0000 flyerblade 38845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I suppose PENUS had to be involved in a Hardon Collider really. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14358#post-38842 Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:54:16 +0000 Sinnick 38842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The quark subcommittee was also divided: some were charming about it, but others were strange.</p> <p>[not that I'm pedantic, but neutrons decay into protons rather than v.v] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14358#post-38841 Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:31:38 +0000 Rowly 38841@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A spokesparticle for "Protons, Electrons, Neutrons United Society" " PENUS", said today<br /> that his members were Fed up with having to bang their heads together at increasingly higher energies and speeds just to try to prove a casual remark made by Peter Higgs 30 years ago.<br /> He explained that everybody should accept what every chiorboy already knows, that the origin of Mass was the Catholic Church.<br /> He did admit though that his members were split. The Electrons were very negative,<br /> the Neutrons were... well, Neutral<br /> whilst the protons were trying to remain positive, some of them had decayed into Neutrons and the more radical neutrino's who didn't wish to interact with anybody.<br /> ....more data later..... </p>