http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:28:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37443 Sun, 10 Oct 2010 09:26:13 +0000 be reasonable 37443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>By coincidence...<br /> <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=12928" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=12928</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37163 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:09:13 +0000 TheCat 37163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She's staying silent on rumours that her next publication will be a modern-day rewrite of Ulysses, to be adapted for ITV2 as 'What Molly Bloom Did Next' with herself in the central role. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37148 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 17:14:06 +0000 sauce 37148@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Some really good ideas. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37074 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 13:00:10 +0000 therustler 37074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@IABP. Very nice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37072 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:58:03 +0000 IABP 37072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Raj Persaud accepts prize on her behalf </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37071 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:54:49 +0000 Basil_B 37071@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Contact with her writer made doubly difficult as it's rumoured to be the ghost of Lord Lucan </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37065 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:42:21 +0000 therustler 37065@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Catholic Church strongly denies rumours of performing exorcism on Price's ghost writer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37063 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:40:43 +0000 Basil_B 37063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If there was a Nobel prize for illiterature then she'd be odds on to win it.</p> <p>Even Derek Acorah couldn't get hold of her ghost writer such is the shame of admitting to it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37045 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 11:36:20 +0000 therustler 37045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Polymath actress, model, mum and part time horse carriage driver Katie Price was today awarded the Nobel prize for literature, narrowly beating Mario Vargas Llosa into second place with her soon to be released autobiography ‘You Only Live Once’. </p> <p>She was characteristically modest about her achievement and said she would be spending the €960,000 prize money on ‘a slap up meal at Nando’s and a lovely three piece suite I’ve had my eye on in Ikea.’ However, she refused to comment on claims that Vargas Llosa, a renowned cage fighter, has put up a significant bounty for her death. Seemingly unconcerned that aggrieved fans of Vargas Llosa might take the title of her work as a challenge, she vowed to carry on writing regardless; her ghost writer was unavailable for comment. </p>