http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1352 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 21:46:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1352#post-3540 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:37:32 +0000 malgor 3540@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. Nice and punchy, and with a moral. Good NiB material. I'll give it 5*. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1352#post-3536 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:49:07 +0000 nealdoran 3536@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Miriam Hogarth from West Drayton confessed her most intimate secrets yesterday under the unending questioning while trying to order a simple sandwich from fast food outlet Subway. </p> <p>‘It was worse than waterboarding,’ said the distressed office worker, ‘I said I wanted a ham sub and it went mad from there -- what kind of bread? Rustic? Italian? Wholemeal? Rustic Italian wholemeal? 6 inches? 12 inches? What ham? What cheese? And that was before they started throwing demands for decisions on salad and choices of dressing; by the time the teenager behind the counter said ‘anything else?’ I cracked and told him about my post-it notes expenses scam, and sexual fantasies about a threeway with the Camerons.’ </p> <p>‘I also expressed a willingness to take responsibility for a key role in the events of 9/11,’ sobbed Hogarth. ‘Still, I’ll be treated more humanely in Guantanamo. And probably get a tastier lunch too.’ </p>