http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 18:58:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3789 Wed, 24 Mar 2010 11:13:00 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 3789@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it.</p> <p>Neal's back. (Presumably he's been on some overseas telecoms junket) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3729 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:24:16 +0000 nealdoran 3729@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh, now I do like that. My only reservation would be it kind of suggests ageing men with unruly eyebrows and ample nose hair should be on some kind of Offenders list. And I don't think that's quite fair on us. Them. Fair on them.</p> <p>Des, the initiation involves wangling in a reference to not having received your mug yet into an otherwise unrelated thread. (The post has been having all sorts of trouble since last October, I believe). And from what I know of some of the WoMs, there's plenty of all night drinking sessions, just not necessarily when anyone else is around. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3690 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:13:12 +0000 malgor 3690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe the clue to the punchline is in the title, but slightly amended to '...<em>rekindle</em> your lost youth', with a punchline something along the lines:</p> <p>Want to win back your lost youth? A little grooming may be all it takes.</p> <p>Not much good, I know, but felt I should at least try to make a suggestion. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3607 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 12:20:33 +0000 Des Custard 3607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Neal, although I still preferred the old days, man, but you just gotta make compromises to get on. Anyway, it's a bit boring: no initiation ceremonies, no club magazine, no loyalty scheme, no all-night drinking sessions...or maybe that's only for multiple winners. And I refuse to call you Babs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3593 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 10:45:07 +0000 nealdoran 3593@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, and I think you're right about the end Malgor, I thought it needed to end on a you're worth it line, and that was the best I could manage, .</p> <p>The only other post catchphrase disclaimer I had was: </p> <p>*Not available for women because they obviously don't get body hair, right?</p> <p>But thought it might be a bit 'right-on'... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3590 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 10:39:47 +0000 nealdoran 3590@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all and hello again. Where have I been Des? Long story, but basically I took a wrong turn trying to get into new Writers' Room, and ended up in far off places seeing some things a woman's not supposed to see. And I don't think I'll be able to look Albert II of Belgium in the eye ever again.</p> <p>And belated congrats on your thoroughly deserved WOMhood. And about bloody time too. I remember back in your hippy youth when the whole WOM idea was first floated and you were all peace and free love and worried that The Man was harshing the vibes with competitions and prizes. Glad you've come over to the dark side! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3567 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:08:35 +0000 Des Custard 3567@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Where have you been? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3555 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 08:07:07 +0000 sauce 3555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Laughing my fluffy bits off, Babs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3547 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 06:26:38 +0000 edward hack 3547@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So that's how you do it - what about 'pubeaway' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1350#post-3539 Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:33:42 +0000 malgor 3539@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well-written, great gags, with a sparkle of originality. 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