http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13296 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 19:53:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13296#post-36201 Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:33:47 +0000 pinxit 36201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'<strong>relibale</strong>'? Doesn't he play for Spurs? </p> <p>Ah bejaysuzzz sor, good core thought.</p> <p>**** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13296#post-36144 Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:40:59 +0000 Sinnick 36144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sure Eire can solve its problems with a little thought ...</p> <p>Patent the colour green<br /> Rent out leprechauns for sex (ideas for a picture, red ?)<br /> Blow up the Irish treasury to destroy the records<br /> Increase tax on Guinness<br /> Sue the Catholic Church</p> <p>I'm sure there are other ideas around ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13296#post-36142 Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:34:59 +0000 afternoonslow 36142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't remember who it was but one Irish satarist wrote a piece suggesting that the best thing they could do with the Republic would be to hand it back to the Queen, along with a note apologising for the mess.......long long time ago....was probably aimed at corrupt parliament and church </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13296#post-36140 Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:15:20 +0000 red 36140@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The dissident Irish Republican movement, the Real IRA, has announced an immediate end to all terrorist activities after an army council meeting failed to come up with an answer to its own question of 'who in their right mind would actually want to reunite with this piece of shoite.'</p> <p>The move was welcomed by the Irish Government, although they insisted the situation in the ecomony wasn't that bad really and dismissed talk of state bancruptcy as the same old blarney as they posed at a press conference with clenched buttocks and rigid grins.</p> <p>The Republic's 2 million taxpayers will now have to pay back the £34 billion that's been given to the banks - or £17,000 each - but Finance minister Brian Lenihan unveiled a string of measures aimed at tackling the deficit head on, including increasing exports of Riverdance, not winning Eurovision again for a while as it costs way too much, and encouraging tourism by asking Bono to stay in France for a while.</p> <p>'And if that's not working well enough' he added, 'I'll be walking to the end of that there rainbow, where relibale sources assure me there's this fecking huge great crock of gold.' </p>