http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=128 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 21:54:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=128#post-4982 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 07:11:45 +0000 curry muncher 4982@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>feel free twookey</p> <p>Perhaps the Minister for Minorities could be persuaded to comment after all.</p> <p>"Far from being a drain on the public purse, Leprechauns do in fact bring real benefits. It is well known that most have direct access to hidden treasure buried in times of old. We are currently in negotiation with the Leprechaun Bank to identify ways in which these reserves can be used to stimulate the economy following the credit crunch. Their shoe making skills are also much in demand at present." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=128#post-4906 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:30:09 +0000 twookey 4906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it Curry muncher.Mind if I use some of yours and add some extra.I reckon we might have a shot of front page here! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=128#post-4811 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:30:34 +0000 curry muncher 4811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Leprechaun spokesman, however, rebuffed Mr. Griffin’s claims. “We make every effort to assimilate but humans fail to take into account our special needs. We get ignored in pubs and shops because we cannot be seen over the counter. We try to find work but the only jobs offered are as Garden Gnomes. You just don’t understand how insulting it is to a Leprechaun to be compared to mere Gnomes. They don’t even have magic powers, you know”.</p> <p>Toby Shrubbs, Minister for Minorities, was unavailable for comment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=128#post-4754 Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:34:30 +0000 twookey 4754@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ok.......... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=128#post-4640 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:51:57 +0000 Oxbridge 4640@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More, more - this has huge potential, expand! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=128#post-4625 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:54:44 +0000 twookey 4625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=128#post-374 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:18:45 +0000 twookey 374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nick Griffin, BNP party leader,has criticised the amount of Leprechauns coming into the country amid fears they are not assimilating into society and strecthing social services.When questioned by David Dumbledore on Quiz Time, Mr Griffin was asked how you could spot a Leprechaun, to which he replied "you just know."</p> <p>France has already banned the wearing of the very tall Green hat, saying that it is unconstitutional and not representative of modern France.There have been angry scenes at the Danish Embassey after klan schwiest, a cartoonist from Danish Newspaper Viking Times, recently published a cartoon of a mixed race marriage bewteen an Elf and a Leprechaun causing anger in the community.</p> <p>Mr Griffin said they just come over here and steal our pots of gold. </p>