http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1257 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 07:57:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1257#post-3311 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 10:21:41 +0000 Ostsee 3311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am just wondering if the last sentence were changed to '....the Earth goes round the Sun or anything.' it might add a little something extra to an excellent sub? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1257#post-3302 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:17:18 +0000 edward hack 3302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me too - a longer version would surely be a contender </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1257#post-3295 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 08:20:40 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 3295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1257#post-3289 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:00:39 +0000 ED209 3289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Talks between priests and the Catholic church have broken down into acrimony tonight, with priests 'furious' over the proposed ban on buggering choirboys and touching up pre-pubescent girls.</p> <p>The Pope said that the changes to working practices were simply bringing the church into line with private schools and care homes, where paedophilia could no longer be offered as part of the package used to attract staff.</p> <p>Many priest do not agree with the new approach. 'It's always been part of our working practices,' said one long-serving priest. 'We're not allowed to get married, and we have to pretend that we don't have a sex drive. So, since time immemorial we've been allowed to shag kids instead. Compared to the other deceptions, injustices and systematic fabrications we indulge in on a regular basis, it's really not so serious. It's not like we're claiming the Sun goes round the Earth or anything.' </p>