http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=12274 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:47:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=12274#post-33639 Wed, 15 Sep 2010 10:50:16 +0000 KimKali 33639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Changes in strategy and funding are putting the renewal of Humpty Dumpty at risk it was revealed today.</p> <p>A damning MoD report shows one in five of all the King's Men being replaced by axes, with horses expected to follow, leading to "very significant" cuts elsewhere.</p> <p>The Minister of Budgets launched a surprisingly scathing attack in response, with the tirade "‘Glory’ doesn’t mean ‘a nice knock-down argument’!" when referring to the value of restoring Humpty Dumpty, whose maintenance has been considered essential to our national well-being for generations.</p> <p>A confidential source close to the Minister suggested the introduction of axes may be a smokescreen to take attention away from the arising discussion as to whether anyone can make words mean so many different things.</p> <p>We shall inveggstigate and bring you more soon. </p>