http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=122 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 20:24:17 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=122#post-364 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:10:37 +0000 rolf harris 364@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Two little yobs had two little toys<br /> Each had a wooden hammer<br /> Gaily they played each summers day<br /> Vandalising their local manor<br /> One little chap had a mishap<br /> Broke off his hammers head<br /> Wept for his toy then cried with joy<br /> As his fellow yobbo said<br /> Did you think I would leave you crying<br /> When theres room on my bike for two<br /> Climb up here jack and dont be crying<br /> Ive plenty of drugs for two<br /> When we grow up wel be nutters<br /> and our hammers will not be toys<br /> And I wonder if wel remember when we were little yobbo boys<br /> Long years had passed gang warfare came fast<br /> Bravely they fought away<br /> Gunshots roared out and in the mad crowd<br /> wounded and dying lay<br /> Up gos a shout the baseball bats come out<br /> Everyones beaten black and blue<br /> Jack fights his way to where Joe lay<br /> Then came a voice he knew<br /> Did you think I would leave you dying<br /> When theres room in my ambulance for two<br /> Crawl up here Joe well soon be flying<br /> Did you say joe?Im all a tremble<br /> Perhaps its the sirens noise<br /> but I think its that I remember<br /> when we were two little yobbo boys </p>