http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1179 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 17:43:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1179#post-3103 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:22:28 +0000 The All New Jeni B 3103@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Exactly what NB is all about. Thoroughly good stuff, have some stars from me too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1179#post-3039 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:09:52 +0000 edward hack 3039@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - very good sub - let's have some more </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1179#post-3031 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:34:18 +0000 John Square 3031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>tis good, sir. Have some stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1179#post-3007 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:54:29 +0000 danlewis 3007@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope this isn't a NewsBiscuit faux pas, I've only been posting a few days. I've done it in the spirit of collaboration that I've read about on this site. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1179#post-3006 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:53:10 +0000 danlewis 3006@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Expansion of Dumbnews' article:</p> <p>There was widespread shock today after it was revealed that the Catholic Church, an organisation whose authority is derived entirely from a work of fiction, had misled its followers and the general public. The Church, who state that all 1.4 million known species of animal could fit inside a ship twice over, were today shown to have covered up widespread child abuse amongst its clergy. Speaking outside the Vatican, Pope John Paul II eschewed proclaiming condoms help the spread of AIDS and instead adopted a more conciliatory tone “Those among you who believe us when we tell you about talking snakes, the dead rising and a giant invisible man in the sky, will have felt badly let down when you heard that we may have been less than truthful. For that we can only say that we are sorry, never again shall the Catholic Church take advantage of the unquestioning credulity of its followers.” Just prior to retiring to his vast palace containing priceless works of art, the Pope added “And please put more in the collection fund, we’re really short of money”. </p>