http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 09:41:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169#post-3223 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:54:28 +0000 virtuallywill 3223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Comment from the Chief of Police regarding theft of Village name signs<br /> Kommandant Schmidtberger, the local police chief, also hinted at other avenues to stop what he calls "foreign criminals" from disturbing order in the village. Schmidtberger, whilst not disclosing what other options were on the table, stated "What they are, I am not at liberty to disclose, but we will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169#post-3221 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:42:57 +0000 Ostsee 3221@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They could try twinning with a small town in Austria:</p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169#post-3220 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:37:46 +0000 virtuallywill 3220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Has anyone ever visited Lunt?"<br /> Asked one of the writers (not StoopydeGunt)<br /> The answer most droll<br /> Was “It’s near Wookey Hole”<br /> From theumpire – but we know he’s a . . .vicount </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169#post-3213 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 10:15:30 +0000 theumpire 3213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Has anyone ever visited Lunt?"<br /> Asked one of the writers (not StoopydeGunt)<br /> The answer most droll<br /> Was “It’s near Wookey Hole”<br /> From theumpire – but we know he’s a . . . </p> <p>Can anyone help me out here with a rhyme? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169#post-3211 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 10:10:57 +0000 virtuallywill 3211@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Merseyside, apparently. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169#post-3206 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:50:48 +0000 theumpire 3206@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just before you get to Wookey Hole, isn't it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169#post-3153 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:15:02 +0000 virtuallywill 3153@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anyone ever been there? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1169#post-2983 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:52:35 +0000 virtuallywill 2983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00661/news-graphics-2008-_661641a.jpg "> </p>