http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11226 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 19:20:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11226#post-30690 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:56:28 +0000 LostLad 30690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>people don't realise you can have an open-source shite, which is exactly the same as an ishite (but not as polished), completely free of charge. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11226#post-30688 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:44:10 +0000 KimKali 30688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The sleek, white, low-rise model, will be individually hand crafted by virgins from rare giant pearls. As an added insentive, only the offical silk-fibre "bathroom tapestry" (with a tasteful, recurring pattern of bitten fruit) will be compatible with the automated "no blushing" flush feature. It will include a charging point for other white goods, and is expected to retail for your first child, or yacht. </p>