http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 18:13:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3261 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:43:05 +0000 Crow 3261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As Titian was mixing rose madder<br /> His model posed nude on a ladder<br /> Her position to Titian suggested coition<br /> So he ran up the ladder and 'ad 'er </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3257 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:35:53 +0000 PluckyMunky 3257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>hello, jeni, how are you and your family, tonight? well, i hope. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3252 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:09:42 +0000 The All New Jeni B 3252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really wish I could score these. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3251 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:07:36 +0000 malgor 3251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A fellow who was Lithuanian<br /> With a penis as hard as titanium<br /> Lifted helmet<br /> Up t’ pelmet<br /> Then brought it back down on her cranium. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3247 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:58:44 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 3247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Almost daily, a vicar from Bude<br /> Swam out to a rock in the nude,<br /> And when he did not<br /> He was legless and hot,<br /> Though not naked, nor nearly as rude. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2824 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:59:59 +0000 sauce 2824@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good one, Jammy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2821 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:38:02 +0000 Jammydodgers 2821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Baltic, of strong drink, availed<br /> met one WPC, and was jailed,<br /> cos he whacked out his chopper,<br /> and smacked the girl copper,<br /> in the face, or he tried... but he failed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2820 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:08:55 +0000 theumpire 2820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There was a young lady from Wantage<br /> Of whom the town clerk took advantage.<br /> Said the borough surveyor<br /> "Of course you must pay her -<br /> You've totally altered her frontage." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2798 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:07:14 +0000 sauce 2798@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There was an old man from Tashkent<br /> Whose tool was all battered and bent<br /> To save himself trouble<br /> he put it in double<br /> and instead of coming he went</p> <p>There was a young man called Denzel<br /> whose tool was as sharp as a pencil<br /> he punctured an actress<br /> the sheet and the mattress<br /> and shattered the household untensil</p> <p>(my late m-i-l was a fabulous fund of filthy lymerics, bless her) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2781 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:54:10 +0000 PluckyMunky 2781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>there was a young man called Enis<br /> who had a tiny penis<br /> when having sex<br /> he was very vexed<br /> when people said 'are you in us?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2775 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:39:48 +0000 allmyownstunts 2775@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Huzzah! Pam Ayres would be turning in her grave, if she were dead. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2743 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:06:02 +0000 Scroat 2743@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There was a young girl from Nantucket<br /> Who drank beer from out of a bucket<br /> When asked if she's p*ssed<br /> This is simply dismissed<br /> "Who gives a toss, oh f*ck it." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2735 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:22:11 +0000 John Square 2735@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The proboscis/vodka rhyme is inspired, but I prefer the second one.</p> <p>Just out of interest, do you know a young man called Enis? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2733 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:19:26 +0000 allmyownstunts 2733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At least you bothered, Scroat. Try the one about the young girl from Nantucket. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2728 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:08:59 +0000 Scroat 2728@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lithuanian Marium Varinauskas<br /> Thought he was handy with his proboscis<br /> But the copper was ticked<br /> Marium got nicked<br /> And now he's stopped drinking those vodkas.</p> <p>There was a young man with a truncheon<br /> Who suggested a PC should munch on<br /> The copper said no<br /> Which was a bit of a blow<br /> So he had a large vodka for luncheon.</p> <p>I know they're terrible, but inspiration is in short supply today. </p>