http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10405 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 19:40:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10405#post-28646 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 22:05:48 +0000 rickwestwell 28646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I would take a long look at the stuff that does get comments and stars, then give up.</p> <p>Only joking! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10405#post-28644 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 21:57:38 +0000 wallster 28644@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And never return to a lighted fart. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10405#post-28633 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:53:13 +0000 jp1885 28633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My advice would be to have a good look at the stuff that does get the comments and stars. It could be your subject matter, it could be the way you've written it, but whatever it is, a little study can sometimes work wonders :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10405#post-28513 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:29:33 +0000 Sharpehunter 28513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well unlike Li Chang, an eel up the bottom certainly didn't... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10405#post-28511 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:25:18 +0000 pinxit 28511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A lie down in a darkened room may help. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10405#post-28504 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 10:59:31 +0000 Sharpehunter 28504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Okay whats going on.. I post a sub which has a dig at Lord Prescott, a dig at Grimsby, a swipe at BAA employees, topical reference to the X-ray machines at Heathrow, mention of Lord Prescotts ‘little man’ , reference to his holidays and a link to a funny picture of a fat persons thermogram...all in one sub..I personally think thats a fairly good bit of scribing and it gets one comment and no stars..<br /> I watched Mock the Week and have to say that I think my sub is funnier than anything they came up with, despite having 30 script writers and researchers.. Am I missing the point, is it time to resign my comedy writing career to the star studded dustbins in the sky, to drag its rotting stinking core in front of a train (a bit like the failed Big brother contestant - Alister Logue - what a loss to society...)</p> <p>Cheers – Bitterhunter </p>