http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 17:25:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28888 Mon, 16 Aug 2010 11:08:47 +0000 Gary Stanton 28888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many many congrats. Sorry for the lateness - just back from hols. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28776 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 13:14:27 +0000 Mary Evans 28776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks again chaps - young Strangle is proving a most accommodating member of the clan, even obliging us with a trip to the boozer yesterday afternoon, where mummy managed to offend half the punters in the pub by breastfeeding in public and the other half by drinking a glass of Sauvignon while she did so. </p> <p>And Rikkor, what an excellent suggestion. Salty was the firm favourite for godfather, but I'm wondering if Uncle Rikkor would be a better choice... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28751 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 05:56:20 +0000 arrghgarry 28751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations ..omedeto gozaimasu</p> <p>We all knew you had it in you.My fave . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28721 Sat, 14 Aug 2010 15:54:36 +0000 Stan Laurel 28721@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Phew! Many congrats, Maz. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28704 Sat, 14 Aug 2010 11:34:26 +0000 seymour totti 28704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congrats on the new arrival Mary, from all at Totti Towers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28632 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:23:29 +0000 rikkor 28632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>La Evans, here's my (unsolicited) advice pour vous. Copy all your NB and FB baby stuff to a safe place. When your child grows up, you will be able to show her the heralds and post-heralds of her birth. If you don't do it now, these will all be lost in the cyber-wilderness. Uncle Rikkor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28618 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:24:32 +0000 Oxbridge 28618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant stuff Maz. And yay, I had the FP the day young Puffintwat arrived. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28616 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:13:23 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 28616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations Mary</p> <p>Keep on pushing! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28587 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:21:57 +0000 ramblesnake 28587@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many congrats from me and Sid sends his regards too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28552 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:02:32 +0000 malgor 28552@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, wonderful news, Mary and Mr Mary! Congratulations!*</p> <p>*(c) Sir Cliff, <em>c</em>.1903 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28550 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:59:06 +0000 MADJEZ 28550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congrats, and already she got a mention on Alan Carr last night. Though he mispronounced her name Asphyxi-wank. So you decided against Squirrlecia. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347&page=2#post-28544 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:17:18 +0000 Des Custard 28544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done Mary. Are you planning any more? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28502 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 10:52:59 +0000 JayGee 28502@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations Mary. I am sure we will bump into each other at some Surrey garden party or other in the near future. I trust there will be an entry in the Times and Surrey Life magazine, announcing the arrival of said offspring? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28489 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 10:11:11 +0000 andhrimnir 28489@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Puffintwat - what a beautiful name. I bet she chooses to be called by that when she grows up.</p> <p>Congrats. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28462 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:54:36 +0000 Ludicity 28462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent work Mary. Your best sub in ages. Five stars. ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28457 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:47:21 +0000 riesler 28457@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations Mary - has she got my eyes?<br /> (can't see a bloody thing without them) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28456 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:47:01 +0000 simonjmr 28456@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congrats Mary - the whip round for the Boden babygrow is floating around somewhere - come on own up who has it and the card - there was a whole new five pence piece in there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28446 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:25:35 +0000 AdrianJ 28446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations Mary, and to whoever the DNA test reveals to be the father.</p> <p>Have you got little Stranglewank's name on the relevant School admissions lists yet? You do realise that Surrey Social Services will have started proceedings for taking her in to care, on the grounds of parental neglect, if you haven’t already submitted applications to at least three elite schools in your area? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28443 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:15:33 +0000 Gourd Almighty 28443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it permitted for a newbie to add congrats ? .. and a suggestion that the new arrival be nominated as a replacement for the recently discontinued Garibaldi ?</p> <p>Not sure how a product name like Stranglewank would fare with consumers though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28423 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:18:07 +0000 Mary Evans 28423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you lovely Biscuits for your kind wishes - young Strangle has just passed her first night with flying colours, so we've decided to keep her. </p> <p>And as for rubber rings etc - pah! They make us rock hard on the mean streets of West Surrey. I was back browsing Cath Kitson catalogues within moments of giving birth... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28421 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:12:22 +0000 sauce 28421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Salty, tour de force. Have a tissue. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28409 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:21:04 +0000 antharrison 28409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To avoid another, remember where to take it.<br /> Congrats from the Harrisons.<br /> Did she enjoy the first half of the champers? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28407 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:15:10 +0000 QorbeQ 28407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations to all the Evans clan. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28406 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:05:45 +0000 fernandomando 28406@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Muchos congratulatos from the Fernandomandos </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28405 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:02:51 +0000 shitsu_tonka 28405@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice :) Congrats! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28402 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:52:15 +0000 Mr.3374 28402@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>....and about feckin time too.<br /> I'd heard there were references to your up-the-duff-ness in the Doomsday book.<br /> Still, congrats, enjoy the night feeds, nappies, teething, terrible 2's and all the other joys your other half gives you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28396 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:19:45 +0000 brownpaperreporter 28396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And not a "Sent from my Blackberry" in sight... I hope she's already trained to bring you a cup of tea and paracetomol for tomorrows hangover. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28391 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:53:20 +0000 Scroat 28391@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>THANK CHRIST FOR THAT!!!</p> <p>Well done Maz. We all knew you had it in you.<br /> Congrats to Mr Mary too.</p> <p>All the best. Great news indeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28390 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:51:41 +0000 rickwestwell 28390@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations, Evans!!! I knew you had it in you, somewhere.<br /> Welcome to the world, little Stranglewank - looking forward to seeing you on the WoMs' page in a few years.</p> <p>Loads and loads of love. XXX </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10347#post-28387 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:36:36 +0000 saltire 28387@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You were pregnant ? Christ,you kept that quiet. A wee baby girl..sob..I'm filling up here..sob..will you give her a wee kiss from Uncle Salty ?..sob..somebody wants me to go to the Edinburgh Festival next year..sob sob sob. FUCKIN MIME ARTISTS IN LEOTARDS S.O.Bs</p> <p>Rest easy kiddo x..sob </p>