http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1031 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 17:42:15 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1031#post-2998 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:45:18 +0000 theumpire 2998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Madjez,</p> <p>Seeing that this took place in Aberdeen, it was probably about 36 inches long -</p> <p> (Scotland Yard) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1031#post-2805 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:33:15 +0000 Jammydodgers 2805@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An informed source divulged that after the attempetd assault, he tucked it back into his sock before proceeding to chase the WPC down the street. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1031#post-2691 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:11:13 +0000 edward hack 2691@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe she was on her knees when the attack took place </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1031#post-2682 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:22:59 +0000 allmyownstunts 2682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Truncheon. Luncheon.</p> <p>In honour of St Patrick's day, I feel the onset of a limerick. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1031#post-2657 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:00:28 +0000 The All New Jeni B 2657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn, should have asked the WPC to compare it to her baton. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1031#post-2612 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:03:14 +0000 MADJEZ 2612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A real tea-snorter.</p> <p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm">BBC Newspenis</a></p> <p>At the risk of feeling inadequate, exactly how BIG was his penis (obviously if he was that drunk it was somewhat flaccid). </p>