http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 00:07:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2656 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:56:04 +0000 The All New Jeni B 2656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not the firm action we need to worry about... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2637 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:21:58 +0000 PluckyMunky 2637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>oh no, jeni! that is so wrong. it should never be a job requirement for a female public servant to have a penis. someone should take firm action about this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2631 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:42:48 +0000 The All New Jeni B 2631@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hell, I think it's a job requirement for the WPCs around here! Seriously, while the blokes are getting younger, the females are getting wider, tougher and manlier. There used to be two very pretty female officers, one of whom was my friend's sister, but they seem to have been forced out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2625 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:41:53 +0000 MADJEZ 2625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I dunno some of them are a bit butch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2624 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:39:54 +0000 PluckyMunky 2624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you are rght, mr simon, but i expect it is the former. there can't be too many policewomen with penises. even in scotland. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2622 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:30:21 +0000 simonjmr 2622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The headline ambiguity - Did the man assault the police woman with his penis or did he assault a policewoman who had a penis? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2617 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:17:50 +0000 PluckyMunky 2617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nicely written, too. i particularly liked:</p> <p>"Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2613 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:10:30 +0000 MADJEZ 2613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Snap ! must have seen it at the same time. Note the first thing we thought to do was post on here, how sad are we ? heheh </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2610 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:56:46 +0000 simonjmr 2610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A career in specialist films beckons methinks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1027#post-2603 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:33:07 +0000 simonjmr 2603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm" rel="nofollow">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm</a> </p>