http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10260 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 18:04:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10260#post-28155 Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:42:01 +0000 pinxit 28155@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yum! Thank you sir.</p> <p>I had wondered whether I should include his TV co-presenter Jaunty Roads in the item. But, even though the antipodean seems to be morphing into a constipated toad, the lack of girth and mirth ruled the fella out (for now). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10260#post-28142 Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:30:25 +0000 Sharpehunter 28142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Smooth &amp; tasty like Ardennes Pate! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10260#post-28140 Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:25:16 +0000 pinxit 28140@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>TV's 'Celebrity Masterchef' presenter Gregg Wallace was today named 'Glutton of the Year' for the second year running by the prestigious publication. Awarded 10 out of 10, Wallace easily beat off the nearest competition. Evening Standard food critic Charlie Campion, who racked up a mere seven, finished second with Michael Winner, who has dropped from a ten-year dominance since shrivelling to the size of a whippet, third.</p> <p>Describing his feelings on retaining the title, a beaming Mr. Wallace said he was 'like a pig in shit'.<br /> Asked why he insists on retaining the extra 'g' on his forename, Mr. Wallace retorted 'Well, it's <strong>big</strong>, it's <strong>beefy</strong> and it has an <strong>egg</strong> in it. Nom nom nom!" </p>