http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=zee-french-pong The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 13:29:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55369#post-160131 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 23:10:41 +0000 sponge finger 160131@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quel fromage </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55369#post-160128 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:57:38 +0000 topfotogmw 160128@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am sure the authorities have had an oeuf of them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55369#post-160126 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:55:39 +0000 Squudge 160126@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>v kind - it made NiB</p> <p>I can't quite seem to get past the 'bung' theme on this Neato<br /> <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55422">yet another blockage</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55369#post-160123 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:52:11 +0000 custard cream 160123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>superb - hope it makes the front page! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55369#post-160115 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:32:09 +0000 Squudge 160115@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yay (chuffed)<br /> <a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/01/28/uk-borders-agency-accused-of-stuffing-channel-tunnel-with-impatient-visa-applicants/">dodgy bung</a></p> <p>ta ... I couldn't think of how to wedge Eric Pickles in there too, sadly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55369#post-159993 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:07:58 +0000 sponge finger 159993@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>&lt;Stephen Hawking voice&gt; Ha Ha Ha </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55369#post-159989 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:55:15 +0000 Squudge 159989@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The UK Border Agency (UKBA) has today admitted that it has been using the Channel Tunnel as a storage facility for immigrants, after complaints from Eurostar.</p> <p>Some 14,000 applicants, growing at a rate of 700 a month, have already been refused the right to stay in Britain, but are still pleading with the UK Border Agency to reconsider. UKBA started offering those awaiting their cases temporary shelter in the tunnel in 2008, where they had access to their case notes, handily presented in cardboard boxes. Since then the problem appears to have grown.</p> <p>The tunnel has become so constipated with refugees and boxes of paperwork that trains won't fit down the hole any more. The French authorities meanwhile, are complaining that their own illegal immigrants escaping from holding centres, handily close to the border, are being turned away from the tunnel as it is too full and the doors won't close.</p> <p>"The smell is like rotten eggs", sniffed a gallic official, appreciatively.</p> <p>Another 2,100 cases were still waiting for an initial decision at the time of inspection, with some dating back a decade, although the UKBA says these have now been cleared. A spokesman has strenuously denied that the individuals were 'trafficked' to a shady organisation fronted by a Professor Brian Cox, who is alleged to have 'vanished' the immigrants into the Large Hadron Collider. </p>