http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=you039ve-had-how-much-cake The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:32:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-11426 Fri, 07 May 2010 21:53:28 +0000 Quaz 11426@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, well, that's your shoddy modern glass for you isn't it? It's well known for being a bit runny. You can't go holding me responsible if your friends are too tight to buy you early vintage plonk.</p> <p>And another thing, is that fridge part Tardis? I don't recall seeing a case of Krug and Cristal in there, that is if I had looked in there out of mere curiosity, which obviously I haven't (that poping noise was just a car backfiring). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-11288 Fri, 07 May 2010 07:56:36 +0000 The All New Jeni B 11288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fridge door seal is fine Quaz, and funny how all those bottles of hundreds of years old wine in cellars throughout the world have never, <blockquote>just sort of, umm, ran out over the floor and that,</blockquote>.</p> <p>That'll be a bottle of Lanson, two of Prosecco, a magnum of Bollinger, a case each of Krug and Cristal, and several strawberry Actimel you owe me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-11262 Fri, 07 May 2010 00:46:24 +0000 Quaz 11262@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni, I think your fridge may be leaking because, umm, it's not as full as it was. You know, glass is actually a liquid and the rubber seal on the door looks a bit shot, so I expect the bottles, just sort of, umm, ran out over the floor and that, like they do. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10464 Sun, 02 May 2010 23:36:05 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maz, the sexual prowess is legendary for a reason - it existed a loooonng time ago.<br /> Will, no I didn't, it's still in the dry-cleaners. They were struggling with some of the stains.</p> <p>I did, however, spend the morning in a boiler-suit and full face helmet (which was very sweaty). As a result, I am now peppered with bruises.</p> <p>For further details, please contact 0845........... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10459 Sun, 02 May 2010 19:21:15 +0000 virtuallywill 10459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope you had a good day, did you wear the cat-suit? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10444 Sun, 02 May 2010 17:20:36 +0000 Mary Evans 10444@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How's the head, Jen? I mean, in terms of hangover, not asking about your legendary sexual prowess... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10421 Sun, 02 May 2010 14:40:24 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>D'you know, I didn't get a single tin of biscuits Quaz. Just lots of booze, which I've hidden in the fridge in the gara..... Damn! Damn! Damn! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10390 Sun, 02 May 2010 09:06:19 +0000 jp1885 10390@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy birthday missus! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10376 Sun, 02 May 2010 02:09:06 +0000 Quaz 10376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday Jen. It doesn't seem a moment ago that you were younger.</p> <p>Did you not get any special biscuits in? One of those tins where everything has chocolate on it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10318 Sat, 01 May 2010 13:08:00 +0000 rikkor 10318@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Jeni B-day! Rikkor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10317 Sat, 01 May 2010 13:05:30 +0000 fun and games 10317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Norfolk? As in Norfolk Enchance? You seem to be able to type well lying down. I'm not just anyone's FaG, ya know? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10314 Sat, 01 May 2010 13:03:45 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ugh!!! I have retired from celeb snogging FaG. The celebs that I would consider snogging these days are young enough to be my son. And I'm not going "Norfolk" for anyone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10312 Sat, 01 May 2010 13:01:45 +0000 fun and games 10312@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday me dear. See if you can celebrate your birthday by adding Ant or Dec to your celeb snog list. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10310 Sat, 01 May 2010 12:48:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks guys. I am currently suffering from a huge, and entirely self-inflicted hangover. Off out tonight for round 2, but there won't be quite the alcohol consumption of last night.</p> <p>Right, lucozade and a lie down I think.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10303 Sat, 01 May 2010 11:33:53 +0000 saltire 10303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday Jeni. I'll stick a large one in the 'snug' for you...and there's a drink in behind the bar. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10286 Sat, 01 May 2010 08:24:01 +0000 allmyownstunts 10286@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Co` latha breith sona dhuibh!<br /> (Hope that's right - Google Translate didn't enjoy the search much.)<br /> Have a fabulous day, lovely Jeni B!<br /> xx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10284 Sat, 01 May 2010 08:06:00 +0000 fernandomando 10284@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday from middle earth! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10283 Sat, 01 May 2010 08:00:40 +0000 Mary Evans 10283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday missus. Raise merry hell, why don't you. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10276 Sat, 01 May 2010 07:34:16 +0000 PluckyMunky 10276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A big Happy Birthday, Jeni! Lots of love, Plucky. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10273 Sat, 01 May 2010 07:20:42 +0000 sauce 10273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><font size="5"><font color="red"><strong>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JENI</font></strong></font></p> <p>Oops, sssshhhhh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10271 Sat, 01 May 2010 06:32:43 +0000 Scroat 10271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Belated happy birthday from me too. Hope the head's not too bad this morning. I'm a little groggy meself. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10262 Sat, 01 May 2010 00:29:48 +0000 MADJEZ 10262@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well Happy Birthday Day to you bonnie lassie, can't remember if it's the big one this year or next. Either way it's nothing to worry about if you drink enough to believe you're 18 years old and still cool ! Down some Pernod and black, smoke some Morrocan and whack a bit of U2 or the Proclaimers on (vinyl of course). All will be well again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10259 Sat, 01 May 2010 00:04:37 +0000 AdrianJ 10259@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday Jeni, have a good one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10258 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 23:56:10 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10258@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers Rick! That's the plan! xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10257 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 23:46:48 +0000 rickwestwell 10257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday, Jeni! Have lots of fun! X </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3565#post-10256 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 23:42:43 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to meeeeeeeeee...<br /> happy birthday to me.</p> <p>(Ok, ridiculously self-indulgent)</p> <p>Lots of love, </p> <p>A v.v.v.v.v. drunk Jeni B</p> <p>(And just wait until Saturday night, I'll be even worse!) </p>