http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=x-factor-first-round The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 01:51:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161779 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:05:07 +0000 nickb 161779@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well sock puppets apart I think it is experimental, with the emphasis on the mental. Is it me or is it really cold in here? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161752 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:41:05 +0000 beau-jolly 161752@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lamb chop found to have traces of...bugger what was her name? Cherrie someone?</p> <p>Edit: Close, it was Shari Lewis </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161749 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:33:14 +0000 Dick Everyman 161749@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://www.virginmedia.com/images/puppets-lamb-chop-290x400.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161747 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:19:26 +0000 Lens Cap 161747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You got me. Back to being Editor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161742 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:05:21 +0000 Tripod 161742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, you do... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161739 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 16:54:31 +0000 Lens Cap 161739@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do people really do that? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161721 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:28:23 +0000 beau-jolly 161721@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_%28Internet%29">See above</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161720 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:26:19 +0000 Lens Cap 161720@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sock puppet?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161713 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:08:25 +0000 beau-jolly 161713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I smell a sock puppet. (Is that the right phrase?)</p> <p>Can I 5* tags? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161698 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:06:45 +0000 Lens Cap 161698@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you figured it out yet Dick? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161632 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 08:04:51 +0000 Mik Bulk 161632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>theonewithnothingtooffer, thanks very much. Delighted it pleased! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161602 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:26:53 +0000 theonewithnothingtooffer 161602@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have registered...only to tell you this was so good......I have been skirting round...seeing what you people are capable of....but this hit home....thank you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161588 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:08:16 +0000 Dick Everyman 161588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it me or does it have a touch of the William S Burroughs? It's either genius or drivel, can't quite put my severed finger on it... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161575 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:04:22 +0000 MADJEZ 161575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think I preferred the designer shoe spam. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55954#post-161570 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:34:11 +0000 Mik Bulk 161570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Is Paul McCartney a Christian?</strong></p> <p>Sir,<br /> The successful singer-songwriter Paul McCartney is indeed a practising Christian. I know so because I baptised him! Paul came to our little church in Beadle full of woe and despair after his former band mate Jack Lennon was strangled in Detroit. I’ll never forget the look on his little face as I disgorged the special liquid upon his proud brow.</p> <p>Graham Phut, Beadle</p> <p>Sir,<br /> Is Graham Phut on acid, or is he just the world’s biggest ever spastic? Paul McCartney is about as much a Christian as I’m a fucking socialist. On the contrary, McCartney is a Ruggerfarinist. He was introduced to the mystic religion of Ruggerfariansim by his former band mate George Harris. Ruggerfarianism is a sect within Hinduism that encourages its adherents to abstain from hot meals. And that’s the truth. Phut can fuck off.</p> <p>Forbes Hawk, Blatterford</p> <p>Sir,<br /> I cannot believe my pissing eyes. Graham Phut and Forbes Hawk must be made of vomit to spew forth the utter drivel they have. If they were girls, I’d kick their tits off. Paul ‘Mad Dog’ McCartney is blatantly a MUSLIM. On the cover art of the Beatles single Mellow Submarine, McCartney can clearly be seen curling his left hand into the shape of a CRESCENT MOON!!! The infamous symbol of Islamanism! Furthermore, during a concert at Madison’s Squared Gardens sometime ago, McCartney dropped to the stage floor between songs and began praying towards Mecca! If Phut and Hawk don’t want to look at the truth they can look down the barrel of my 12-bore instead.</p> <p>Kirk Flings, Blerm </p>