http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=x-factor The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:33:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56246#post-162391 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 16:43:15 +0000 Perks 162391@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know Waylands cock points to the chat room, but this would probably do better in the writers room </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56246#post-162389 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 16:32:55 +0000 unspin doctor 162389@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The contest of Pope Idol 2013 will be the “biggest ever” said music mogul Cowell.</p> <p>Three of the four judges have been confirmed as Cowell, music executive, Tony Blair, professional God impersonator and X-Radio DJ and television personality Chris Moyles, the final spot is thought to be ear marked for someone without a God Complex to add balance to the outspoken judges panel.</p> <p>The first round of auditions will be held in Rome, Berlin, Dudley and in a wild card, never before attempted, satellite link up Rio Brazil, acknowledging the popularity of the shows format in Latin America.</p> <p>"We are looking for something different, something that will drive the viewers wild at the open auditions, and that the point anyone can attend”, the bland pop impresario exclaimed.<br /> At the boot camp and judges' houses stage, mentoring and lots of rehearsal are key, for the contestants to do well. “we are looking for a fantastic, crowd pleasing performance before we get onto the live shows” Cowell explained.</p> <p>Pope Idol Extra is to be hosted by self proclaimed Jesus Christ Superstar Russell Brand.</p> <p>My first attempt constructive criticism please! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44374#post-126924 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:34:55 +0000 Scroat 126924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why did Elizabeth Arden?</p> <p>Because Max Factor.</p> <p>Boom boom</p> <p>How do you find Will Smith in the snow?</p> <p>Look for fresh prints... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44374#post-126922 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:29:25 +0000 TiffindeVere 126922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41730#post-119022 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:34:46 +0000 yens123 119022@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i hate this. it offended me personally. the structure was all wrong, the writer comes across as being a bit 'cunty' and its all such a cliche. </p> <p>can i take the time to say that i have no affiliations what so ever with clicktingstampz, and that I certainty didn't encourage him to post anything here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41730#post-119020 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:26:02 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 119020@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41730#post-119017 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:07:50 +0000 clicktingstampz 119017@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>THE proposed takeover of Rangers Football Club was plunged into doubt last night after one of the leading bidders was revealed to be two small boys standing on top of each other inside a linen suit.<br /> Administrator Duff and Phelps became suspicious of Bill Miller's bid after a closer inspection revealed it was to be financed by the kidnap and subsequent ransom of Jedward.<br /> When Paul Clark, of Duff and Phelps, approached Mr Miller to discuss the findings, siblings Ross and Luke McFarland tumbled out of the suit and confessed their bid had been a big joke.<br /> Elder brother Ross, aged 7, said: “We were only having a bit of fun. We didn't think anybody would take it seriously. I mean, why would anybody want to spend real money on a Scottish football team?”<br /> If successful, the brothers' bid would also have seen players paid in Irn Bru, and Ibrox renamed Ross and Luke's Fun Factory.<br /> Duff and Phelps has also been forced to deny speculation that Singaporean businessman Bill Ng – now the sole bidder - is also a boy or boys in a man's suit.<br /> Mr Clark said: “At this stage, there is no reason to believe that Mr Ng is not a real businessman with a genuine interest in taking over Rangers Football Club.<br /> “I typed his name into Google and loads of results came up, so he must be real.”<br /> Earlier this week, the Blue Knights consortium withdrew from the bidding process and revealed itself to be 2010 X Factor duo Twem. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115617 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 18:12:58 +0000 godly1966 115617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did he get through to the second round? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115601 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:09:35 +0000 RickH 115601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Her manners are impeccable. Never speaks with her mouth full.</p> <p>Probably never goes for bukkake - too many 'thank-you' letters to write </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115521 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:45:32 +0000 Oxbridge 115521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bizarrely enough, I did a 'gagging order' joke on Sickipedia and it died (or as things work there, got too many 'suck' votes) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115433 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:27:11 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 115433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I saw her on TV last night, all dressed up and no one to blow! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115432 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:18:46 +0000 rustad 115432@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Much like her concerts - no-one comes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115413 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:12:03 +0000 Oxbridge 115413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Her music sucks, but doesn't look she does </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115401 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:56:17 +0000 cinquecento 115401@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>gagging order? I'd give her a gagging medal </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115388 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 12:29:32 +0000 pere floza 115388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>what a blow for her career.... </p> <p>the gagging line was the clear one - but half the population of facebook seemed to come up with it too.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115360 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:51:56 +0000 Sinnick 115360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Doesn't she have such a small face ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115358 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:49:12 +0000 Oxbridge 115358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tulisa? Tooleater more like... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114831 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:13:53 +0000 nostra da mouse 114831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Must be a bit hard to swollow </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114827 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:00:16 +0000 Sinnick 114827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It must have been really hard for her. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114819 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:25:13 +0000 bonjonelson 114819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She should just keep her head down and wait for it to blow over </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114815 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:41:37 +0000 gregle 114815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Poor girl. She makes one mistake and she's been having it rammed down her throat ever since. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114775 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:39:37 +0000 ianrbland 114775@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FFS what WAS she thinking? Stars. Has to be a FP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114772 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:35:49 +0000 charlies_hat 114772@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - that's the one we've all been trying to think of !! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114767 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:23:46 +0000 medici2471 114767@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>- </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40299#post-114650 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:14:47 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 114650@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Been there, done that. Wait until lots of people have commented on it and then withdraw it and replace it with something completely different. That really confuses people. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40299#post-114649 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:12:44 +0000 Gary Stanton 114649@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks. Sadly, I'll have to withdraw this as it's to be used elsewhere due to a cock up in timing on my part. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40299#post-114643 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:58:31 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 114643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[Comment deleted due to Gary's poor organisational skills] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40299#post-114633 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:39:40 +0000 Gary Stanton 114633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos has said she is ‘devastated’ after an intimate video of her sharing a ‘romantic meal for two’ with an ex-boyfriend was circulated on the internet. Contostavlos, the former N-Dubz singer, who apologised to her fans for any offence caused by the video, has since obtained an injunction banning anyone from using, publishing, or masturbating to all or any part of the three course dinner. </p> <p>In a message posted on her website, the 23-year-old said that the video had been posted by a former boyfriend who ‘enjoys the finer things in life and knows his way around a wine list. As you can imagine, I am devastated, heartbroken, this was one of my favourite Zizzi restaurants," she said. </p> <p>"When you share an intimate meal with someone that you love, you never imagine for one minute that that footage of you struggling with a lettuce leaf or using the wrong knife will be available to anyone despite the fact that they are pointing a smart-phone at you and asking you to repeat your dessert order.’</p> <p>‘It's a pretty tough time for me, but I don't feel that I should be the one to take the heat for it. He booked the table using his debit card and he is now pretending that he stayed in that night and had a takeaway.‘ Explicit clips from the meal were uploaded onto the website YouEat.com and were rated by internet users, who left a variety of comments. #Jason4NDubz said ‘Looks like gal taking her time with that Sea Bass - lolz ‘, while #Marty1740 opined ‘OMG – she’s talking with her mouth full! ’ </p> <p>In one scene, since deleted, the star, menu in hand, leans over and asks boyfriend ‘Faz’ what a sommelier is. And eighteen minutes in, she becomes flustered and complains that the menu is ‘all in foreign.’ In later scenes, Contostavlos can be seen using her mouth to talk to a waiter, but despite being shown an impressive selection of wines from both the Old and New World, the star opts for Tizer, which she proceeds to ‘slurp noisily’. </p> <p>She continued: ‘As much as this is nothing to do with me - I do feel victimised, I apologise to anyone that this has offended, including those with table manners or an interest in sustainable fish. I know for a fact that I will never order Sea Bass again. At least - not with Tizer.’ </p> <p>‘The dessert was delicious by the way, although as is so often the way with this kind of amateur footage, I did end up with cream all over my face. ’ </p> <p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/celebrity-news-video/9159660/Tulisa-sex-tape-X-factor-judge-heartbroken-by-intimate-video-leaked-online.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/celebrity-news-video/9159660/Tulisa-sex-tape-X-factor-judge-heartbroken-by-intimate-video-leaked-online.html</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39604#post-112372 Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:42:49 +0000 ianrbland 112372@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Society of British Astronomers in association with exoplanet hunting website Zooniverse will announce the discovery of a new exoplanet tomorrow. </p> <p>In a press release the Society explains how the phenomenon was detected:<br /> "one of our members noticed a very slight but regular dimming and brightening of Simon Cowell's teeth over a period of months. On examining the variation in brightness a similarity was observed with what is known as a "transit event" across a distant star." </p> <p>Kevin Walsh, chairman of the society explained further:</p> <p>"We took careful measurements over an extended period to create a light curve from Simon's teeth. We then substituted it for that of a regular star in our search database. Every time the graph was presented for inspection by one of our hunters a transit event was reported, which confirmed our theory. While it would require something truly immense to trap an exoplanet in this way, Simon's ego would easily be capable of causing an entire planet to revolve around itself."</p> <p>The team performed similar tests on Simon's fellow "X-Factor" Judges but found only a white dwarf and hazy nebula. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35737#post-100541 Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:29:52 +0000 irregular apple 100541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good. </p>