http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=wilde-thing The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 08:20:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-164487 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:49:32 +0000 beau-jolly 164487@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What happened to that joke about being concerned he'd be sprung? Was that on here? Can't be arsed to read the NIB. Was it any good? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-164414 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 09:42:31 +0000 Squudge 164414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you wus robbed</p> <p>initially I cheered when I saw my Pryce fruitbat ticker roll up then the word 'cattlegrid' pop up after - then I saw yours had bin changed. </p> <p>They left it too late for yours to be relevant as bail had already been granted (I am guessing that is why it got a hasty remake). Shame. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-164371 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:56:37 +0000 Truebiscuit 164371@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bollocks. It's only a ticker.</p> <p>Shame it was changed to a shit one, though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-164369 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:54:05 +0000 rickwestwell 164369@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wash my hands of the whole sorry affair. Quite interested to know who changed the ticker though, as it's probably someone on here who's usually really funny. I don't think anyone at newsbiscuit towers really got the image, which is a desperate Pistorious up to his knees in cattle grid, with his blades dangling futilely below...</p> <p>Anyway, bollocks, as truebiscuit would say. It's only a ticker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-164319 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:21:39 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The ticker version is pathetically unfunny.</p> <p>Whose bright idea was it to take this genuinely snort-inducing sub and turn it into such a lame, diluted version of itself?</p> <p>It's like homeopathic humour - the more you dilute it, the less funny it becomes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-164318 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:58:47 +0000 Boutros 164318@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's on the ticker in a slightly unfunnier version. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-164289 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:45:13 +0000 sigmund 164289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>sorry sigmund, my bad - typed on my phone, typo. But then again, you are not my master, and I am not your slave.<br /> </blockquote></p> <p>That's not what you said last night. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-164054 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:57:33 +0000 custard cream 164054@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The funniest Oscar sub - well done! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163956 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:04:04 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 163956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No legs, a flight risk? its been done before aka Douglas Bader and colditz! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163950 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:42:43 +0000 Mark66 163950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A "flight risk"?????<br /> No way would cattle grid stop him if he can fly....... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163943 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:19:23 +0000 The All New Jeni B 163943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rick, there's still hope. The SA press have reported that Pistorius is considered a 'flight risk' by prosecutors who are opposing bail.</p> <p>Just install a few cattle-grids at all airports and railway stations. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163938 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:06:24 +0000 Squudge 163938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>&lt;chants&gt;<br /> TICKER TICKER TICKER TICKER.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163934 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:59:36 +0000 rickwestwell 163934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, it's inexplicable. I'm well-loved by the editorial team, so it can only be an oversight. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163876 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 09:17:27 +0000 FlashArry 163876@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... still nothing ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163871 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 08:46:57 +0000 medici2471 163871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Increasingly desperate bail bid supported by installation of cattle grid at Pistorius home </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163686 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 20:01:41 +0000 Lens Cap 163686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like this one, stumped me at first </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163141 Sat, 16 Feb 2013 01:02:36 +0000 rickwestwell 163141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just had a theory that they save edgier subs for the weekend when no-one's reading, so that might save the romanian orphans one. But Pistorious has already made the ticker, so maybe they just didn't get the cattle grid image. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163138 Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:58:39 +0000 Perks 163138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe it's not made the ticker because they are expanding it slightly to make it an FP </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163117 Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:17:19 +0000 rickwestwell 163117@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks very much for the favourable comments and legal debate, everyone. Perks, I'll send you a new screen with a fresh joke pre-installed in a few weeks.</p> <p>I still hope this gets used. Stan - I don't think the top ten updates very fast - my Rafa Benitez one's still on there. Maybe it's Country Fresh all over again and I have to pad it out into a NiB, but that would be crap. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163098 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:53:00 +0000 quango 163098@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>sorry sigmund, my bad - typed on my phone, typo. But then again, you are not my master, and I am not your slave. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163093 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:33:57 +0000 J Vine 163093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm keen to make sure this gets used. I'll organise a phone in on the subject on Mondays show, and get Ken Bruce to do a shout out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163086 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:59:37 +0000 Yikes 163086@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Perks ... now I have to retrieve spluttered crumbs from the keyboard </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163069 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:17:48 +0000 Stan Laurel 163069@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Amazingly, not even made the top ten yet. Just goes to show ..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163038 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:44:37 +0000 Queen of Tarts 163038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 stars for the headline &amp; all the comments, my face aches now. Thanks all. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163030 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:57:49 +0000 Perks 163030@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am so outraged this didn't make the ticker, I have taken it upon myself to write it in permanent marker on my screen where the ticker bar should be. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163029 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:57:27 +0000 Gerontius 163029@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Seems like Pistorius is all arms and legs.<br /> It did seem a bit pointless handcuffing the man.<br /> Like Beau says...there are more effective ways of making sure he doesn't make a break for it.</p> <p>Apparently he used a Usain Bolt action </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163027 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:52:32 +0000 beau-jolly 163027@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They were debating whether he gets bail or not this am. I coudn't help thinking they should just take his legs away, its not like he's going to run away.<br /> Does that make me a bad person?</p> <p>BTW is this a ticker yet? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163012 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:59:46 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 163012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really liked this, can't believe it never made the ticker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349&page=2#post-163011 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:59:30 +0000 sigmund 163011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>like in that really crap tarrintino film...</blockquote><br /> like in one of those really crap tarrintino films, surely? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56349#post-163009 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:58:59 +0000 Des Custard 163009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bonzer sub Rick. Wot no ticker? </p>