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Forum » Tag: wank-water - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=wank-water The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 09:00:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php cazzbar on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2113 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:52:15 +0000 cazzbar 2113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wank-wagon sounds more a Viz profanisaurus entry for self-imposed abstinence. Heathcliff was so looking forward to a zig-a-zag-ahhh to his favourite Spice Girl video until he remembered he was still on the wank-wagon. allmyownstunts on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2111 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:47:49 +0000 allmyownstunts 2111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ so to speak, sauce, fnar, fnar. sauce on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2103 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:15:32 +0000 sauce 2103@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wank-wagon is commonly used term on the roads around here - for those daft souped-up vehicles with extra spoilers, lights and exhaust pipes (and driven by complete tossers). But wank-water we've not come across. fernandomando on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2093 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:02:25 +0000 fernandomando 2093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ wank-water, wank-water everywhere; and not a drop to drink jp1885 on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2088 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:39:07 +0000 jp1885 2088@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Aww Shitsu - don't say you're leaving us! Come back soon please and in the meantime send us plenty of postcards. The All New Jeni B on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2080 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:10:20 +0000 The All New Jeni B 2080@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Aren't you off to do the AT soon Shitsu? Have a fab time, and happy hiking! x Scroat on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2073 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:50:24 +0000 Scroat 2073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Come back soon Shits. It won't be the same without you. shitsu_tonka on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2063 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:52:58 +0000 shitsu_tonka 2063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'm not too keen on the new place, and have found another place to play. Taking a break from Team Biscuit, y'all be good without me. :) jp1885 on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2050 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:42 +0000 jp1885 2050@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I quite like the new place - it's just that I left my creativity behind the bar before it closed for redecoration and now I'm having trouble finding it again. MADJEZ on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2046 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:06:26 +0000 MADJEZ 2046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wank-water, wasn't that a scandal involving the Clintons ? MADJEZ on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2045 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:00:49 +0000 MADJEZ 2045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ My spoof news website's been turned into a trendy wine bar. edward hack on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-2011 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:20:25 +0000 edward hack 2011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nick - it is taking shape by degrees. Don't start staying home with some cheap booze from the off licence (wank-water must surely enter the Bictionary) game of darts while we are waiting for the others? Zadok the second on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-1917 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:48:58 +0000 Zadok the second 1917@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I think the brand consultants working on wank-water have done a marvellous job. Given the circumstances, you know. PluckyMunky on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-1915 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:33:11 +0000 PluckyMunky 1915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ excuse me, please, but what is wank-water? it doesn't sound like everyones' favourite drink. The Paper Ostrich on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-1898 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:19:10 +0000 The Paper Ostrich 1898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I feel exactly the same...a wise old Classicist once told me "All change is bad". Still, I'm always happy to try the occasional new variety of bottled wank-water. Ah, well. Scroat on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-1884 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:59:35 +0000 Scroat 1884@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Hey Nick. The only thing that's constant is change. Nick McCarr on "I still can't get used to this new place..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=697#post-1869 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:27:17 +0000 Nick McCarr 1869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ ...so I haven't posted a thing (well one) since the 'change'. I feel like I've wandered into my favourite boozer, The Kings Head or the like, and find that the comfy chairs are gone, replaced with stainless steel furniture, the real ales on tap have become bottled wank-waters, the staff have changed from Australians to Bulgarians (no they'd still be Aussies) and the African hunting lodge decor has become black and white minimalist. But here I am trying out the chairs. Hmmm, I might hang around... better write something.