http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=tuener The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 02:12:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5821#post-151846 Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:07:06 +0000 irfanmusadiq 151846@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love your content and Thankyou very much, I have found this info extremely good!</p> <p><a href="http://forum.urduwire.com">Urdu Shayari Forum</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42607#post-121896 Wed, 09 May 2012 14:32:14 +0000 dvo4fun 121896@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Somehow managed to miss reading this little gem earlier. 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'This incredible new way of governing relies on absolutely no leadership whatsoever, meaning it's just perfect for drivers who can't be bothered or, as in my case, can't remember which direction we said we were going in before.'</p> <p>Senior designer David Cameron backed up his timid colleague's outlandish claims. 'I have been sitting inactively at the helm of this incredible driverless vehicle for two years now, and it really does need minimal supervision as far as I can tell.' Cameron described how the new device appears to steer itself, although it does rely heavily on servo-mechanisms, extensive CCTV technology, and a team of Cabinet ministers veering about all over the place to avoid dangerous obstacles. 'But the point is one doesn't feel like one is doing any work at all,' he said. 'So in that sense it's just like being back at Eton, what what.'</p> <p>The new vehicle is the most successful in a line of mock-up governments tested by Google over the years. An earlier prototype, available only in grey, performed with limited success between 1990 and 1997, when it accidentally imploded in a ball of sleaze just as it reached full throttle. And a second three-year trial in Brown achieved significant speeds early on but eventually just drove itself into the ground and achieved disastrous fuel economy ratings.</p> <p>'Let us be absolutely clear about this, it is the way of the future,' said Clegg. 'At least until May 2015, when this prototype version will probably just junk itself and we'll all try to forget we ever thought it could work.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19330#post-52332 Mon, 03 Jan 2011 19:55:40 +0000 MADJEZ 52332@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>its just a sympathy shag now but thanks anyway chaps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19330#post-52328 Mon, 03 Jan 2011 19:39:00 +0000 victory V 52328@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have 5 stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19330#post-52323 Mon, 03 Jan 2011 18:39:22 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 52323@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is brilliant - it should be a Front Page, I......oh......please try not to rip-off FP's especially those posted by the Editorial Team.</p> <p>;-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19330#post-52098 Sat, 01 Jan 2011 20:39:48 +0000 MADJEZ 52098@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rioting broke out last night as inmates (mostly white collar criminals convicted of fraud) protested against the inhumane conditions. The aging accommodation blocks full of disbarred lawyers, city traders and accountants were set on fire in protest at the selection of hors d'œuvre and wine for the New Years Eve party.</p> <p><img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00355/16threvjohannn_355344s.jpg"></p> <p>The flashpoint occurred as guards handed out ready made vol-au–vents from a packet and red wine which hadn’t been allowed to breathe properly. There were reports from some inmates that the Chablis even had a screwtop rather than a cork. </p> <p>Fireman tried to quell the flames but the sauna and casino blocks have been completely destroyed with widespread damage to the bowling alley. It is hoped that with the help of insider dealing tips that inmates will be able to pay for the millions of pounds of repairs themselves.</p> <p>A convoy of vans seen outside the prison was mistakenly thought by reporters to be transport to other prisons but turned out to be the weekly delivery from Majestic Wines. Prison Governor Vernon Smythe said he wouldn’t stand for this kind of loutish behaviour and immediately halved the foie gras rations. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5821#post-15959 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 08:40:52 +0000 afternoonslow 15959@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/752/227247.JPG"></p> <p>This press release was originally issued by the Greater London Authority's press office, 7th June 10:</p> <p>New Sedan Chair to use greenest hybrid technology (unemployed oiks forced labour) and enter service in 2012, once state benefits abolished </p> <p>Futuristic design to become 'an emblem of 21st century London</p> <p>New Sedan Chair Only Lanes </p> <p>Available on Expenses Only Basis for Mps and Mayors </p>