http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=trossachs The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 23:20:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7316 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:09:56 +0000 Scroat 7316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Watch this space! Next month we're offering "Fuck off you wanker" with a free "Bugger off you &lt;insert regional description here&gt; pillock.</p> <p>Also watch out for more Buy One Get Stuffed Free offers in June!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7311 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:41:51 +0000 Des Custard 7311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Mr 1885</p> <p>Thank you for your completed questionnaire and direct debit mandate. This month's personalised pop is: 'Toss off, you pisser'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7270 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:53:37 +0000 Zadok the second 7270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely 'west midlands sex god' is an oxymoron? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7268 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:46:57 +0000 edward hack 7268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>west midlands sex god **?+*&amp;"*?#**????????<br /> is that in Tipton or Gornall </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7243 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:10:49 +0000 jp1885 7243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, that's more like it - 'fuck off', 'wanker', 'shopping list' - thanks all, I feel included now :-)</p> <p><blockquote>JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury?</blockquote><br /> With the help of expensive therapy and strong medication Sauce. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7158 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:16:28 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh for fuck sake! Haven't you taken the hint yet jp?<br /> The reason no-one had taken a pop at you was because we were all hoping you'd just fuck off.</p> <p>Now fuck off.</p> <p>(x) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7157 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:04:49 +0000 Scroat 7157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sure I had my shopping list here somewhere </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7141 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:34:33 +0000 sauce 7141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7139 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:20:57 +0000 Mary Evans 7139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you're an incredibly sweet man, JP.<br /> Ya wanker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7138 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:14:31 +0000 jp1885 7138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That'll do nicely - though I'm more of a savory (pizza and kebab) than sweet (doughnuts) man. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7132 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:56:34 +0000 fun and games 7132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lardy Attention Seeking Twat. I actually refer to a kid I teach as an AST (most of the aforementioned), but he doesn't look to be as keen on doughnuts as you. Will that do? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7118 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:19:22 +0000 Des Custard 7118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I need a bit more to go on, stereotype-wise, before I can take a proper pop. Please fill in the questionnaire and I'll get back to you asap. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7105 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:13:13 +0000 jp1885 7105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn those tags - why do they have to be so piercingly accurate? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7089 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:31:25 +0000 Scroat 7089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or the tabs </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7088 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:29:10 +0000 rickwestwell 7088@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I see Rikkor's been at the tags again... :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7082 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:55:14 +0000 Scroat 7082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excuse me if I don't sidle up to my accuser, roll on my back, whimper, and wave my arms and legs in the air while waiting to have my tummy tickled and maybe, if I'm lucky, get a pat on the head...</p> <p>But I was gardening at the weekend and can't move today.</p> <p>However...</p> <p>*POP* if that helps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7080 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:44:22 +0000 QorbeQ 7080@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll say it to his face, or if his face isn't available I'll at least leave him a hastily-scribbled note before he gets back and sees who it's from... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7072 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:16:03 +0000 Mary Evans 7072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't worry JP. We're all saying it behind your back. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7068 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:06:51 +0000 Zadok the second 7068@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>*pop* </p> <p>There you go. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7062 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 08:53:58 +0000 jp1885 7062@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Therefore, you're all a bunch of bastards! </p>