http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=the-sun The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 05:42:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48818#post-140806 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 21:55:37 +0000 The Last Detail 140806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48102#post-138354 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 09:08:28 +0000 Otto Jespersen 138354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is funny! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48102#post-138281 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:51:53 +0000 Alfred Noakes 138281@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the paparazzi should leave the royal family alone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28096#post-77699 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:41:19 +0000 OllieP 77699@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28096#post-77698 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:36:19 +0000 Ironduke 77698@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice, like it, like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28096#post-77691 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:24:13 +0000 Christopher Frost 77691@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Computer hackers have added to Rupert Murdoch’s misery by removing pornographic images from The Sun’s website and rewriting its articles in an unbiased fashion.</p> <p>Performing the kind of makeover which Gok Wan could only dream of, they transformed the site from prototypical tabloid trash to high-class broadsheet chic, in under an hour. </p> <p>Although technical staff eventually managed to restore the site to its usual inglorious state, the improvements had nevertheless succeeded in damaging the morale of News International employees.</p> <p>According to one anonymous source: “People in the office have been left devastated. The hackers have perverted proper journalism.” </p> <p>Responsibility has been claimed by LulzSec - a group which has previously taunted Murdoch by improving the Fox News website. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4725#post-13236 Wed, 19 May 2010 15:23:45 +0000 Susieq 13236@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know Balls Junior ... so how much is the reward then? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4725#post-13217 Wed, 19 May 2010 13:30:34 +0000 Skylarking 13217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An informal coalition of tabloid journalists and copy writers have made a public plea for the shadowy younger Balls brother David Balls to enter the Labour leadership contest in the interests of 'providing us with endless fatuous knob gags for headlines'.</p> <p>"Right now we have a pair of 'Millibands' entering the running and only one 'Balls'. It’s not only woefully asymmetrical, it is deeply inconsiderate towards tabloid headline writers" claimed Rupert Breslau of the Sun "This nation loves a decent knob-gag, and it is the job of both Her Majesty's Government and the Opposition to point out any of their members that might fit the bill, so to speak. Frankly with only one 'Balls' there are only a limited number of references to Hitler and ‘Nobby Hall’ that we can muster."</p> <p>David Balls was born in Norwich in 1970 as ‘David Woodstock Hendrix Melanie Tommy-can-you-hear-me Balls’ following a lengthy holiday in the United States by the Balls family. He was subsequently given up for adoption to a childless couple known as ‘Bear’ and ‘Starhawk’, who were at the time living in a tee-pee as members of a ‘self-sufficiency commune’ in Monmouthshire. ‘Starhawk’ was rumoured to have later become a chartered surveyor to support the community after turnip prices crashed with the 3 day week in 1973.</p> <p>So far, all attempts by the press to contact the elusive younger Balls sibling have failed. “We are offering a substantial reward to anyone who can provide us with a lead” said Alan Banks, copywriter for the Daily Star “Suffice to say, Balls Junior will be immediately offered a safe Labour seat and all the fast-tracking that tabloid money can buy. All that we is ask in return is that, for the sake of political balance, Mr Balls kindly positions himself slightly to the left of his brother.” </p>