http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=teenage-girls The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 07:35:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32481 Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:59:03 +0000 Mary Evans 32481@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hahahahahahahahaha! Having not seen this sub, my earlier comment on your Asda sub was a touch premature... nothing new for you, I'm sure Oxy. Get your coat, there's a good chap. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32417 Wed, 08 Sep 2010 07:53:42 +0000 Oxbridge 32417@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all, mwah mwah. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32222 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:03:35 +0000 Doctor Moptop 32222@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was going to be half of a comedy duo called Birk &amp; Head. 'Cept my partner got first dibs on Head.</p> <p>Lovely writing, Oxy. Take ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32216 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:39:15 +0000 mr blue 32216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sadly true.<br /> Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32214 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:33:40 +0000 Scroat 32214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one Mr O. I remember back in the day when teenage girls really were teenage girls... oh dear, will you excuse me for a minute? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32212 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:19:46 +0000 L S Caton 32212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32206 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 15:20:19 +0000 rikkor 32206@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Liked it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32205 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 15:16:29 +0000 jp1885 32205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant sub old fruit - have 5 stars.<br /> (Today's British men 'less randy than predecessors' I think it was called - based on my first ever sub dontchaknow) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32203 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 15:13:24 +0000 IABP 32203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At least it shows that, over time, they are not improving. I think kids are getting uglier in looks and personality. They're just born ugly and carry it through. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32200 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 15:00:24 +0000 ChrisHarrison 32200@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh. The absence of Robin Askwith from our screens is also responsible for the decline in very fast sex (by which I mean the speed of the thrust, not the length of the... oh dear, will you excuse me a minute?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32198 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:50:50 +0000 Oxbridge 32198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sadly bagged by JP some time ago with one entitled (I think) 'Men of today not randy enough' or something like that. It had a picture of Sid James and Robin Askwith ... er, will you exucse me a minute? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32193 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:04:48 +0000 ChrisHarrison 32193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like this. The first thing that occurred to me was the lack of role models for middle aged men these days. Back in the 70s, they had the likes of Sid James, Terry Scott, Reg Varney, Bob Grant etc to look up to, to give them hope that they too could 'pull' an implausibly young and attractive 'bird'. Who do we have these days? Ronnie Wood and Mel Gibson. No wonder this country's going to the dogs ;-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11749#post-32190 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:24:40 +0000 Oxbridge 32190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Britain faces a new crisis as a result of the so-called ‘ladette’ culture. For, according to a study of men in their 40s and 50s, the nation’s teenage girls are all such grotty, pie-scoffing munters that they are no longer fit for masturbatory fantasy. Many marriages could suffer as a result.</p> <p>Lead author Dr John Pemberton of the University of Leeds warned: ‘As their sexual vigour diminishes and that of their wives peaks, men in their fifties have long got through the ordeal of conjugal relations by conjuring up an image of a lovely young girl they saw recently. This is becoming increasingly difficult to do.’</p> <p>The fact that any half-decent 18-year-old would not have touched such men with a bargepole was not a problem, added Pemberton; in fact it was a bonus. ‘Knowing that half of the skanks out there would probably blow him for her taxi fare home is the most off-putting thing of all,’ he said.</p> <p>Some men are already blaming their failed marriage on the state of Britain’s young women. Robert Downs, a 53-year-old engineer from Birkenhead, attributes his wife’s departure to an increasing impotence caused by the sight of hordes of dyed-blonde ratbags in fake tans swilling alcopops on the streets.</p> <p>‘I was out late one Friday night in Liverpool last year,’ he said. ‘Oh it was horrible - the orange make-up, the studs through every facial feature, the lurid pink dresses a fraction of an inch below the fallopian tubes … Can you really imagine any one of them in a netball skirt? Unfortunately for me, I can.’</p> <p>Pemberton, himself 56, concedes that the government has no power to sustain suitable objects of lechery for older men. However, with the recession biting deep into their ability to pay for such traditional displacement activities as sports cars and model railways, he believes that imaginative solutions are needed.</p> <p>‘We’re in the EU, aren’t we?’ he said. ‘Surely it would be cost-effective to hire a few thousand presentable young ladies from, say, Spain and pay them to walk around our cities in those black skirts with a slit in the front and flimsy white cotton blouses that go see-through in the sunlight and … er, will you excuse me for a minute? I think my wife is calling.’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=975#post-2602 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:22:04 +0000 MADJEZ 2602@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Most of my research money goes into gettng them to lift up their shirts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=975#post-2535 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:18:54 +0000 PluckyMunky 2535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Round this way, it's often done to hide the muffin top. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=975#post-2515 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:45:34 +0000 theumpire 2515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you need any research assistants? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=975#post-2485 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:51:55 +0000 roybland 2485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>when they get up from a seat. </p>