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		<title>Forum &#187; Tag: Take an open letter Maria - Recent Posts</title>
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			<title>rikkor on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16768</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Ump: thank God you didn't call me a tag fag.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>theumpire on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16759</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>theumpire</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Rikkor,&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Was that Dag Tag a Gag, you Wag?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>brownpaperreporter on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16755</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>brownpaperreporter</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Our 74 goes to the biggest council estate
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16752</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Personally, I'd rather look like the 33 than 74...
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Mr.3374 on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16746</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mr.3374</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;What's scary about 3374?&#60;br /&#62;
Other than, ah Ok.&#60;br /&#62;
Not that bad....
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Quaz on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16742</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Quaz</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Don't bother playing &#34;the numbers&#34; in the lottery Jeni. So many people use them that if they do come up then the pot will be split umpteen different ways.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>riesler on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16611</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 08:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>riesler</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Stan Laurel on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16608</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 08:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Stan Laurel</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Phew! That's me detagged for another day.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16602</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 07:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I thought they were your lottery numbers.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I was going to put a line on with them for Saturday.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Quaz on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16585</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Quaz</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;4 8 15 16 23 42&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Pretty disapointing numbers if you spent 6 years watching 'Lost' only to find out that every one is dead and that Jacob has no more idea than anyone else what is going on.
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16576</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;But not as scary as 3374 then?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Mr.3374 on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16574</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mr.3374</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I see 1664 has been tagged.&#60;br /&#62;
This is an unfortunate phenomena when a lady , at a distance appears to be 16, but up close turns out to be 64, though still safely legal, if not to everyone's taste.&#60;br /&#62;
Type of opposite of an 1812.&#60;br /&#62;
If you get my drift.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>rikkor on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16159</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Reveal votre self.  If any person here is truly Donny501, it is time to come out.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>andhrimnir on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16087</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>andhrimnir</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;How about the book of tags?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Scroat on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16082</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;This bears out what Rikkor says about some of the best writing on this site.
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			<title>PluckyMunky on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-8099</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 18:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>PluckyMunky</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;It's been beautiful, here, Jeni. We are going out for a 'cheap' meal, tomorrow, for my birthday, as I still can't use my right arm at the table without making a mess. Once it clears up, we will go out for a posher one. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Glad to hear that the Young Master and his pals are all in order. We had lunch with Master Munky today.  Our old fat tabby is quietly drifting away. She spends most of her day in Miss Munky's old bedroom, finding a place in the sun. She still pees on the wood veneer but I suppose we have to accept that now. Meanwhile, Miss Munky is happy in Durban.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;It does sound as though Mary needs a tv and dvd machine in the bedroom, with some fairly anodyne dvds to watch. Perhaps 'A Beginner's Guide to Windows Seven'.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-8096</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 18:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Had a pretty good couple of days thanks Plucky. It's been beautiful up here, although a little breezy. Good, bracing dog-walking weather. Poor Piper now scurries off in the opposite direction when we pick his lead up, he's fed up of huge long walks and would prefer a few days of just romping round the garden.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Had a good friend and her youngest son round for coffee this afternoon, always a good laugh, and her son and the YM booby trapped the YM's tree-house.&#60;br /&#62;
I'm reliably informed that it is now parent proof.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Mary, perhaps you should buy a tv for the bedroom. I'm sure you could write it off as expenses.
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			<title>PluckyMunky on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-8093</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 18:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>PluckyMunky</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Yes, enough is enough, Mary. Call it a day now.
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			<title>Mary Evans on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-8092</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 18:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mary Evans</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Mr Mary has, as ever, been quite brilliant, even when Master Mary decided, in a final deliberate act of protest at bedtime, to pee on the floor in front of him. Mr Mary warned him that were this to happen again, Daddy would wee-wee on his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas to see how he  liked it. I have even escaped for a hair-do and a coffee whilst Mr Mary cleaned the house that was awash with toddler pee. He is a marvel amongst menfolk, if a little too good at getting me pregnant.&#60;br /&#62;
And you're damn right this will be the last one. We have four kids. It's getting silly now.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>PluckyMunky on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-8088</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 17:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>PluckyMunky</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;That's not so good, Mary. Perhaps you better call it a day after this next one. They should, at least, be born continent - a design fault, perhaps? I hope Mr Mary is pulling his weight.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Mary Evans on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-8084</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 17:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mary Evans</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I wish I had good things to report, Plucky. It's day one of no nappies for young Master Mary and it is not going well. Scores on the doors:&#60;br /&#62;
Wet trousers: 3 pairs&#60;br /&#62;
Wet pants: 4 pairs&#60;br /&#62;
Wet socks: 3 individual&#60;br /&#62;
Dettol floor wipes: half a packet&#60;br /&#62;
New swear words introduced into toddler's lexicon: shitloads
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>MADJEZ on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-7984</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:58:46 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>MADJEZ</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;allo Plucky, I'm in the kitchen doing some manly cooking with a crate of beer and my famous chilli recipe. The missus thinks it takes about 2 hours to cook and stays out the way as I swear, throw things around the kitchen (and drink). I love you guys.. your my best mate....
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			<title>PluckyMunky on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-7975</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>PluckyMunky</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Glad you got your mentha piperata seeds in, Scroaty!  Never heard of those but I am sure they will be a riot later in the year. Its good to see signs of summer.
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			<title>Scroat on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-7971</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;It is Plucky. I've done some work. Planted carrots, parsnips, parsley, basil, tomatoes, marigolds, cucumber, peppers and mentha piperata seeds. The weather is great. The sap is rising. If I was a pagan, I'd be on a real high. And best of all, the skies are empty and everything is quiet. They normally stack over us waiting to land at Heathrow.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;In short, all is well with the world Plucky my son.
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			<title>PluckyMunky on "Hello anyone. I hope all is well."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2720#post-7967</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>PluckyMunky</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>theumpire on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2556#post-7627</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 22:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>theumpire</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Nice sub, Mr M.  I'd like to see Rikkor take exception to any part of this sub!
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			<title>PluckyMunky on "."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2556#post-7589</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>PluckyMunky</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;br /&#62;</description>
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			<title>Scroat on "This is not a thread..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7399</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>StoopyDeGunt on "Not being offensive, but... why are homosexuals so well represented in prison?"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2365#post-7394</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>StoopyDeGunt</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I nearly got arrested in Rhode Island for drinking in the street.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I think I told you that, in the days when you were funny.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>rikkor on "Not being offensive, but... why are homosexuals so well represented in prison?"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2365#post-7381</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Thank God that you didn't commit any offenses and end up in one of our prisons/gay bath houses.
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