http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=still-shit-after-all-these-years The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 18:35:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162835 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 20:31:17 +0000 lane-avenger 162835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Guns v Blades?</p> <p>I always thought I was Electric vs Blades (I go for blades personally, do electric shavers ever work properly or am I just unlucky?)</p> <p>The penis mightier than the pork sword also springs to mind </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162834 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 20:27:48 +0000 Yikes 162834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is outrageous - Oxy appears to have made a grammar mistake in the ticker.</p> <p>Shouldn't it just be "Pistorius' girlfriend" ... ie lose the last s? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162823 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 19:21:32 +0000 pinxit 162823@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought all the activity on here must be to do with the serious 'Guns vs Blades' debate.</p> <p>Ran Oxy's ticker past the other inmates here at Broadmoor and they didn't get it.</p> <p><em>(Thanks for introducing me to Sicki btw, Golgo.)</em> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162821 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 19:02:12 +0000 reforse 162821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I gave it 5* just to defend people's right to attempt humour about anything. The humour wasn't there in this one but based on the votes I get I am possibly not the right man to judge that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162815 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:41:27 +0000 Gerontius 162815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, I ran it past the people at the carehome.<br /> They didn't rate it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162813 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:35:23 +0000 lane-avenger 162813@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and he sat next to Specko in Geography and I always sit next to Specko </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162794 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:13:48 +0000 Golgo13 162794@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man goes to shops. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162790 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:02:04 +0000 AReader 162790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think there's been a sense of perspective failure in aisle 5...we all get them from time to time </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162778 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:09:13 +0000 beau-jolly 162778@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dunno Oxy, what did you remember to buy? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162762 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:47:24 +0000 Oxbridge 162762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've been out to the shops, have I missed anything? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162744 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:16:29 +0000 writinginbsl 162744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>if its any help, rick. i thought your cattle grid one was very funny </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162737 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:00:20 +0000 The Nage 162737@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ello, ello, ello, what's all this then?</p> <p>Nice to see the comedy police out in force again. Humour must not be taken lightly. It's no laughing matter.</p> <p>If you don't like it, just give it no stars and move on. Like you do to all my stuff.</p> <p>Nothing to see here. Move along. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162704 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:18:12 +0000 AReader 162704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe that could be one of JoF's campaign slogans: "More hamsters for Newsbiscuit" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162692 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:55:35 +0000 rickwestwell 162692@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Is it me or is everybody rather tense since John O'Farrell started running for Eastleigh?</blockquote></p> <p>It's just you. We're all just posting in a hurry before the bloody site goes down again.</p> <p>Well, I thought my cattle grid one was funny, so I'm going to post it properly so it can get the praise it deserves. (Which may be "no praise".) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162690 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:51:01 +0000 Lens Cap 162690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No. I agree with you about the right to post 'sick' jokes, but it has to be funny. I just pointed out it wasn't. Tripod just has a bee in his bonnet about me criticising subs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162688 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:44:11 +0000 AReader 162688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it me or is everybody rather tense since John O'Farrell started running for Eastleigh? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162687 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:41:20 +0000 Golgo13 162687@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxbridge is getting a lot of stick for posting this here, but imagine the bollocking he's getting over on Sickipedia for posting "Teenager goes out" for the third time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162682 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:12:59 +0000 rickwestwell 162682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>If you can't attack someone who deserves it, be surreal</blockquote></p> <p>How about this, then?</p> <p><strong>Pistorius getaway attempt foiled by cattle grid</strong></p> <p>Or is it wrong to try to find anything funny in terrible news like this? Isn't finding something to laugh at a natural response? </p> <p>But involving the girlfriend makes it impossible to get a laugh, I reckon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162681 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:11:18 +0000 Alan Sundry 162681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's got to be funny. If you attack someone weak, it's not usually funny. And the John Terry thing is about as fresh as "29% horse". </p> <p>If you can't attack someone who deserves it, be surreal. But don't be boring. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162680 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:10:55 +0000 Lens Cap 162680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm not outraged, I am pointing out that I think this is bad taste and not funny. There are many many people who give opinion without posting so not sure of your point. If you want to live somewhere where you have to earn the right to have an opinion, fuck off to China, but here I can have a say and as others agree then I think it's valid </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162678 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:06:43 +0000 AReader 162678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I agree about the bad taste, but the question is whether the bad taste is also funny. If you think about it, plenty of NB submissions can be seen to be bad taste by somebody.</p> <p>In this case, I don't think the dead girlfriend angle is particularly funny and I think the John Terry meme has been mined to extinction.</p> <p>But I absolutely support Oxbridge's right to poor taste, just so long as its funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162677 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:06:04 +0000 Tripod 162677@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Am I wrong?</blockquote></p> <p>Wrong? Erm, no. But <em>you're</em> not funny either (or have I managed to miss your best stuff?).</p> <p>Outraged? Then stop reading. Or send a stiff letter of complaint to the internet... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162676 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:05:22 +0000 medici2471 162676@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or maybe not Mr O... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162674 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:03:08 +0000 Lens Cap 162674@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So you think this is funny? </p> <p> I think a joke that's not funny about a girl who was shot less than 12 hours ago is in bad taste. Am I wrong? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162672 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:01:35 +0000 Tripod 162672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't fret, Mr Cap. Just keep on writing your own superlatively funny subs... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162666 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:52:29 +0000 Lens Cap 162666@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Haha. Innocent dead girl joke, brilliant. Even better that you made it topical to 2010</p> <p>Poor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345#post-162665 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:50:51 +0000 Oxbridge 162665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon </p>